JoeSportsFan

When that little "news" bubble pops up next to one of your fantasy football player's names, it can be kind of scary.  Is he hurt?  Is he suspended?  My team may be ruined.

tom-brady-baby-news

Nope.  Just confirming that he impregnated Gisele.  Ok, cool.

We're pleased that Yahoo! felt it necessary to denote Gisele Bundchen as a "model".  Tom Brady dates models.  He impregnates models.  Not regular women.  Models.  It's also handy for us common folk who might have confused model Gisele Bundchen with Gisele Bundchen, the school administrator...or Gisele Bundchen, the nuclear physicist.
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Sebek, September 17, 2009 03:09 PM
I can always count on our friends over at The Sports Hernia to pick on my veiled Seinfeld references.
The Sports Hernia, September 17, 2009 08:09 AM
Bozo the clown as opposed to Bozo the district attorney.
Fresh Jive, September 16, 2009 05:09 PM
No fantasy points awarded if it is a reality. Though this does bring up a new angle for whoever drafts you. Bonus points for hot partners?
Tom Brady, September 16, 2009 05:09 PM
Do i get extra fantasy points for banging a supermodel?
Jason, September 16, 2009 02:09 PM
They could have at least posted a picture of Gisele if they're delivering "news" of that stature.

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