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Matt Sebek
November 18, 2009: Greinke and his Cy Young Award are headlined
Posted by Matt Sebek, November 18, 2009
November 18, 2009

When it was announced that Kansas City Royals' pitcher, Zack Greinke, would be taking home the American League Cy Young Award, we expected big things from headline writers across the country.  They certainly delivered.

-- CBSSports.com

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-- ESPN.com

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-- FOXSports.com

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Simple, yet effective.  You see, awards are regal...and so is Kansas City's team name.  It just works, dammit.  Besides, "Greinke" doesn't really rhyme with anything except "stinky" and that doesn't work in this context.
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Gregory, November 18, 2009 10:11 AM
Definite extra headline points for the ability to integrate an alcohol reference. Well done.
JS, November 18, 2009 10:11 AM
"Royal Flush for Stinky Greinke"Top that Pete King.

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