As we mentioned on Friday, word broke last week of yet another elite athlete coming forward with an emotional confession of past trangressions.
This time it sent shockwaves through the world of adult recreational athletics when Softball Guy sat down with our very own Matt Sebek to discuss secrets of his past, including an admission to breaking a silent code amongst softball players with the use of a certain form of performance enhancing substances...
We have asked Softball Guy to monitor this page today to answer any further questions or respond to reactions posted in the comments section from his legions of surely disappointed fans.
This time it sent shockwaves through the world of adult recreational athletics when Softball Guy sat down with our very own Matt Sebek to discuss secrets of his past, including an admission to breaking a silent code amongst softball players with the use of a certain form of performance enhancing substances...
We have asked Softball Guy to monitor this page today to answer any further questions or respond to reactions posted in the comments section from his legions of surely disappointed fans.
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Paul Metzger, March 4, 2010 05:03 PM
Softball Guy,How do you feel about people poking fun and calling your mustache a "weiner sweeper"? Can you comment?
Softball Guy, February 24, 2010 10:02 PM
Weak Sauce
Roberto Baggio, February 19, 2010 06:02 PM
What's the matter SG??? You still on Urban Dictionary dot com trying to top "meat wallet?"
Glen From Hopedale, February 17, 2010 11:02 PM
Sorry for the delay, Softball Guy, but I was busy giving mustache rides to a bunch of groupies down at the Hopedale SportsPlex. Anyone who dominates the elite league like you is welcome to dip their Chevron into my woman's meat wallet, but I have to warn you there is already enough froth down there to begin with. I think this year during D Nationals I am going to scream "You just got mustachioed" after I drop piss rockets on the opposing pitcher. What do you think Softball Guy?
Softball Guy, February 16, 2010 06:02 PM
Glen, I would have to say that to relax on weekend after dropping nukes on mid-level amateurs such as yourself I like to take my subpar mustache, get some froth on it from a gold top and dip it into your woman's snatch. That's the only true way to see who really has the better cookie duster. Other than the gratutious shot at my pride and joy, I appreciate the comment.
Mike Macenko, February 16, 2010 05:02 PM
Yo, Broski...are those coach's shorts cutting off the circulation to your pseudo-mullet? What is taking so long for you to defend your porn-stache?
kegler804, February 16, 2010 05:02 PM
Oh Man! Ripping on his 'stache?!?!?! I'll qoute one of the Jap commanders after Pearl Harbor: "I fear we have awakened a sleeping beast".
Sebek, February 16, 2010 04:02 PM
Oh goodness. You can poke fun at many aspects of Softball Guy's mystique, but the one thing he will not tolerate is mustache negativity.
Glen From Hopedale, February 16, 2010 02:02 PM
Dear Softball Guy,How does a meatstick such as yourself like to unwind after a long weekend of dropping Nukes on opposing pitchers, crushing Gold Tops, and piping groupies?By the way, both my son and I have better mustaches than you.
Fresh Jive, February 16, 2010 01:02 PM
The Zima also appears to have given A-Rod an itchy trigger finger. Madonna would be the source of his other itching problems.
Softball Guy, February 16, 2010 01:02 PM
A-Rod - sorry but whether or not I drank a fruity drink or two back in the day, I still don't talk to guys who wear lipstick, which you clearly do.
A-Rod, February 16, 2010 01:02 PM
Softball guy, did drinking those Zima's hurt your performance in picking up the groupies? I ask because Madonn... Err Jeter's wife was complaining about me.. err Him not being a man anymore after taking the stuff
A-Rod, February 16, 2010 01:02 PM
Softball guy, did drinking those Zima's hurt your performance in picking up the groupies? I ask because Madonn... Err Jeter's wife was complaining about me.. err Him not being a man anymore after taking the stuff
A-Rod, February 16, 2010 01:02 PM
Softball guy, did drinking those Zima's hurt your performance in picking up the groupies? I ask because Madonn... Err Jeter's wife was complaining about me.. err Him not being a man anymore after taking the stuff
A-Rod, February 16, 2010 01:02 PM
Softball guy, did drinking those Zima's hurt your performance in picking up the groupies? I ask because Madonn... Err Jeter's wife was complaining about me.. err Him not being a man anymore after taking the stuff
Tony P., February 16, 2010 12:02 PM
Hey Softball Guy: I empathize with you. Without Zima I am unable to fully unleash my trademark pitch, the Asian Express.
Gregory, February 16, 2010 12:02 PM
Great stuff, guys.
Softball Guy, February 15, 2010 06:02 PM
Sebek actually offered me a Zima during the interview. I couldn't tell if he was just trying to create some controversy or if he carries a sixer with him at all time.
Jason, February 15, 2010 04:02 PM
I want to know what Softball Guy thinks of Sebek's hair.
Softball Guy, February 15, 2010 03:02 PM
DB, I would have had a full two gallon milk jug of water like I normally carry, but the hacks at JSF only had the one gallon jug to offer me in their "studio". They just don't understand the level of hydration needed to be dominant 24 hours a day.
Softball Guy, February 15, 2010 03:02 PM
There are only two reasons that any teammates have problems with me - 1.) jealousy 2.) The fact that I've piped most of their broads at some point
js, February 15, 2010 02:02 PM
Does anyone know if there were jolly ranchers in the zima? If so, we've got a whole new bag of issues. Possibly jail time.
Kyle, February 15, 2010 02:02 PM
One has to wonder how Softball Guy's teammates will be affected from this revelation. Consistent questions from the media about performance enhancers may start to affect on-field domination.
db, February 15, 2010 02:02 PM
Awesome. Just awesome. Favorite part; milk jug.
TheSportsHernia, February 15, 2010 02:02 PM
The "jealous" retort was my favorite part.
James in NC, February 15, 2010 01:02 PM
I saw Softball Guy drinking an appletini in the Central West End in 1998. I have pictures. What a fraud.
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