JoeSportsFan

With every sports radio station comes crazy sports radio callers.  They are the first cousin to message board posters - anonymous voices who bring wild overreactions to every story, utterly ridiculous trade propositions and all around lunacy. 

But at least we know what we're getting when they are put on the air.  Listeners aren't left speculating whether or not this might be legit because we know they have no credibility. 

It's when someone who supposedly has credibility starts throwing around the same wild rumors meant to attract attention that we start to question whether certain entities, in this case ESPN, have the ability not only to report the news, but also to create it. 

PujolsHowardWhen the "Worldwide Leader" wants something to be a story, it normally becomes a story.   Obviously there are limitations to their dictating of public interest otherwise we would all be watching Arena Football which they had an ownership interest in a few years back.  

But as was demonstrated by MLB writer Buster Olney this week, they do have the ability to make a story out of absolutely nothing if they so choose. 

Olney made significant strides in blurring the lines between professional journalist and crazed radio talk show caller, when he cited the ever-so-versatile "sources" and reported that the Philadelphia Phillies have had internal conversations about the possibility of a Ryan Howard-for-Albert Pujols trade. He made sure it was clear - they haven't proposed a trade.  There isn't a trade in the works and the Phillies GM adamantly denied even having the most basic of conversations around the topic.  There doesn't even seem to be anyone out there who legitimately thinks it's a viable proposition, yet none of that was enough of a deterrent for this "trained journalist" to throw it out there, with full knowledge that it would cause a stir.

When questioned on his own network as to whether he felt their was any chances of the proposed deal coming to fruition (the deal that he brought to everyone's attention, mind you), Olney simply threw out every caveat he could think of,  so he didn't sound like an idiot when nothing happened:

"Absolutely not. What this is, to this point, that I know of, according to sources is internal conversations the Phillies had about whether or not they could possibly pursue a deal of Ryan Howard and Albert Pujols and pry what is basically the player considered the best player in the game away from the St. Louis Cardinals.  But to this point, I don't even know if they've approached the Cardinals.  It's an internal idea for the Phillies."

Translation: Some people inside the Phillies organization think it would be cool to have Albert Pujols. That's pretty much it.

This "internal conversation" appears to be the equivalent of putting together a wild trade proposal in your fantasy baseball league when you're hammered at 3:00 am and not even being able to bring yourself to hit the "send offer" button. 

Instead of letting it slide quietly away, ESPN took it to another level, one that makes one wonder whether the whole thing was some elaborate experiment to test their ability to create sports news.  Soon the "story" was being discussed on SportsCenter, it was on the front page of ESPN.com, Olney was being interviewed on ESPN News and in a few short hours, the Worldwide Leader had created a second story - this one about the reaction the original story generated.

In their follow-up piece that featured denials and outright scoffing by every single entity that was interviewed, ESPN.com's news service had a line that brought a little more clarity into how a situation like this goes from nothing to "how about we print this on the front page?"  It read:

"The mere mention of a Pujols-for-Howard trade quickly became the talk of baseball, where fans thirst for big trades."

If you can't find anything to report during spring training that gets people talking, why not just make a story out of nothing?  Worked like a charm this time. 

Are we sure that it's the sports bloggers that everyone needs to be worried about?
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Mike D'antoni, March 17, 2010 10:03 AM
Excuse me?
Don Corleone, March 17, 2010 10:03 AM
Hey Don Tony, can you do something about these spammers?
Brad Lidge, March 16, 2010 05:03 PM
"internal conversations" mean me wanting Pujols on my team. You posted the picture of him having his way with me, and you don't bring up my name? For shame!
Kornheiser, March 16, 2010 05:03 PM
As much as I hate to bring this up, after such a poignant posting by Bacott...Did anyone else catch the three-hour marathon that ESPN ran on Sunday where they talked about hypothetical match-ups and hypothetical winners and losers before the NCAA even released their brackets?!...based on Joe Lunardi's predictions. My favorite part was when the host of the show talked about Lunardi's "credentials," and how "accurately" he has predicted the brackets/match-ups the past few years. Oddly enough, his predictions this year were NOT EVEN CLOSE, and of course, ESPN has not even mentioned Lunardi's name since about 5 P.M. Sunday, after the actual brackets were released...Thought that was worth mentioning, and hoped someone else thought it was hilarious how poorly ESPN's "Bracketologist" did.
grr215, March 16, 2010 04:03 PM
he still isnt as babd as Tim Kurjian! He still thinks baseball is the greatest sport in the world to boot
Jason, March 16, 2010 04:03 PM
I honestly don't think that it is as far-fetched as everyone thinks. Philly is a much better market than St. Louis, and would probably be able to afford him more than the Cards would. There may be better first baseman than Howard, but overall he is in the MVP hunt every year for his overall stats. He has improved every year as a fielder, and is in the best shape of his life. Albert is still the best player in baseball, but needs more help to get back to the Series. If this trade somehow happened, the Phils would give up Howard and maybe another starter, or a prospect to get Pujols because their salaries are not gonna be much different. That may be what St. Louis needs to get better, but then again, Pujols would put the Phils over the top and maybe untouchable.
Fresh Jive, March 16, 2010 04:03 PM
This just in: Sources say Anonymous Message Board Poster having internal discussions about murdering Buster Only... Onley... Olney... what-the-fuck-ever... in increasingly disturbing and ridiculous fashions.
Darin, March 16, 2010 03:03 PM
Maybe we could start a rumor that the Cards are willing to trade Nick Stavinoha for Joba Chamberlain, Mark Teixeira, and Derek Jeter. That trade is only slightly crazier than the Olney rumor about trading the best overall player in the game for maybe the 5th-best 1B.

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