It's cold, it's snowy, it's months away from "the season", but if you drive past the local softball fields, don't be surprised if you catch a glimpse of a shadowy figure holding a $500 bat, a cooler and preparing to dominate. Most people who play softball choose to take a break during the winter months. Pansies.
Softball Guy has a word for them - it's all about mental and physical preparation during the off-season. Okay, so that was 11 words, but brevity has never been my strong suit. Fortunately, dropping bombs is - no matter the season.
Why is Softball Guy so confident that this summer is his year? Take a look, chumps...