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Earlier today, we announced the exciting debut of "The Monthly Mustache Shakedown" - where we'll feature four consecutive weeks of prominent mustache entries into defined mustache categories.  After the fourth week, we'll ask you - the fine readers of JoeSportsFan - to vote for your favorite upper lip sweater of the distinguished bunch.  The winner will be granted ultimate JoeSportsFan mustache mortality.  There's no greater prize on Earth.

This month's category: Best St. Louis Cardinals Reliever Mustache

We commence the first mustache battle royal with, none other than, the "Mad Hungarian," Al Hrabosky.

Hrabosky spent the 1970 - 77 seasons in St. Louis coming out of the pen, and it's hard to find a story about the Mad Hungarian that does not reference his menacing lip curtain. His best season came in 1975, when he went 13-3 with 22 saves and, his dynamic Fu Manchu style cookie duster was credited with eight of those wins and 17 of his saves.

His mouth brow also vaulted him into the finals of the American Mustache Institute's 2007 "Greatest Sports Mustache" contest. The contest was ultimately won by another former Cardinals player, Keith Hernandez, but Hrabosky finished a strong third in the voting.

So there it is: for the first contestant of the "Best St. Louis Cardinals Relievers Mustaches", we trot out the immensely lip-sweatered "Mad Hungarian" Al Hrabosky.

Have a suggestion for Contestant #2 of the "Best St. Louis Cardinals Reliever Mustache"?

We want to hear from you in the comment.

Carry on.
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Dr. Aaron, March 6, 2009 11:03 AM
Worrell and Jeff Kent, just like Kyle Petty and Eck - the same person
Ric Flair, March 6, 2009 01:03 AM
Add Jeff Reardon to the Beard Race. That thing was a disaster.
Sebek, March 5, 2009 11:03 PM
Worrell's stache is definitely a dark horse in the race. While a majority of this month's category will be dominated by thick, lustrous upper lip fur...don't discount the power of Worrell's thin, creepy nose duster.
Jesse, March 5, 2009 10:03 PM
I'm telling you guys, Worrell's porn 'stache is gonna take this thing.
JB, March 5, 2009 07:03 PM
I think you guys are seeing that this is going to be a real battle royale to win this award.
PK, March 5, 2009 06:03 PM
Two words: Dan Quisenberry.
Jason, March 5, 2009 06:03 PM
One word: Eck.
JB, March 5, 2009 06:03 PM
If this were bearded relievers it would be a two man race between Sutter and Lee Smith - one a wild mangy disaster and one nice and smooth to compliment a jheri curl. I'll let you figure out which was which.
Bernie Brewer, March 5, 2009 05:03 PM
Hmmmm...I guess Suter's beard wouldn't count...even though there were times where I'd swear he could've hidden a small immigrant family in there!
Jesse, March 5, 2009 05:03 PM
I'm fairly certain he has eaten a human at some point.
Dave, March 5, 2009 04:03 PM
Man, that dude looks like he would eat a human.

Bill Campbell

Bill Campbell has been very outspoken in his criticism of Barry Bonds, claiming that illegal steroids have helped Bonds smash the MLB record for largest head that Campbell held for almost 20 years.

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