You forgot Chris Monasch, St. John's AD.

Oompa Loompa bottom right looks like Peter Fonda

Oompa Loompa, bottom right has got a look that says "Are you freakin kidding me? I will slice your testicles off and shove them down your throat."

What about me brother??

I heard Mike Shanahan was pissed about not being included.

I'd like to fight all 3 of those douchebags in the last picture.

Fantastic work! The one of Coughlin gets me for some reason.

Republican politicians can have douchey orange skin too. http://images.politico.com/global/090105_boehner_oconnor.jpg

These guys are from Staten Island, If they were from Jersey, they would be showing off their arms...

I never thought there would be a sequence of pictures and I'd be the most normal person in them.

HCwDB has a book out and apparently is now going to be a TV show on MTV. Oh how far the endless visuals of douchebags have taken that site.

hotchickwithdouchebags.com was a hilarious site!!! I think that pic came direct from their archives!

Simon Cowell kind of looks like Kurt Warner in that picture.

The last pic is troubling. I am glad I was not born anywhere near New Jersey.

I love the diamond cuff links. Any chance those are real?

If you look at the guy in the middle, the area by his hairline is much lighter. Its almost like he is in blackface. Shameful

Look, a little orange here and there aint bad...call me when these guys are fuschia.

The guido on the right is sexually lost.

Of the three d-bags, personally, I'm most intrigued by the idiot on the left. What did he think when he showed up that night? Was he jealous that he wasn't invited to the spray tan session? Or did he look at the crew and say, "You guys look like a bunch of damn idiots."?

HA! This is tremendous.

HA! This is tremendous.

Guidos absolutely crack me up. hotchickwithdouchebags(dot)com was a favorite of mine primarily because of the overpopulation of guidos on there.

Are those the Gotti boys? I don't know if Guidos thrive in the midwest or not, but they certainly do in the northeast. I'd trade them for Ozarkians in a heartbeat. The worst part of that pic is that those guys don't see any irony in it at all. In fact they probably thanked their moms for making their suits all irony before their night out. They are very proud of themselves.

Love these guys at the end. Very nice.

Love these guys at the end. Very nice.