This happens like once a year to the Cubs, a few other notable moments in Cubs history:Sammy Sosa gets back spasms from sneezing,Kerry Wood bruises his ribs getting out of his hot tub,Carlos Zambrano gets carpal tunnel from too much internet porn,Mark Prior loses the ability to pitch for no reason whatsoever,and let's not forget what happened to poor Felix Pie
Nelson Muntz, July 9, 2009 09:07 AM
I had a fun time at the game! HAW HAW!
Sgt. Hulka, July 8, 2009 07:07 PM
Hoo-kay tough guy. We'll see what kind of soldier you'll make...revelie is Oh 500!!!
Fresh Jive, July 8, 2009 05:07 PM
"BLOWN UP, SIR!"
kegler804, July 8, 2009 05:07 PM
For some reason, I keep thinking of Bill Murrays "I wanna be your big toe" speech from Stripes.
Bernie Brewer, July 8, 2009 04:07 PM
I have to say that I canNOT believe that no one commented on this. C'mon people, we're all Cub-haters here. I know we usually adhere to the old adage that "it's never nice to make fun of someone else's misfortune..."...UNLESS they play for the freakin' Cubs!
Bernie Brewer, July 8, 2009 04:07 PM
Gotta really love the fact that the kid is a CUBS fan, too! Nothing like laughing at the ineptitude of your own team's players....oh, wait, Cub fans have been doing that for darn near close to a century!
In light of the Barry Bonds incident, Razor Shines admitted that in 1985, he used a steroid infused hair activator. His RBI's jumped from 2 to 3 that season.