“Albert Pujols” Attacks Local FOX 2 Reporter
Well, that headline was fun to write. I suppose we’re all waiting for the day when Albert Pujols’ motherboard shorts out and he obliterates the entire post-game reporting crew. That won’t be good for anyone.
Nevertheless, for now, we’ll settle for a clip of ‘Albert Pujols’ a bird in the Missouri sanctuary attacking John Brown from FOX 2.