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Brad Penny hit the first homerun (and grand slam) of his career of Friday night in an 9-5 interleague matchup against the Angels.  However, the Cardinals starting pitcher also left the game before the fourth inning with a strained a back muscle.  Very unpleasant.

You can read more about the game and the injury from our buddy, Derrick Goold, over at the Post-Dispatch.  We’re more concerned with how Penny’s game would affect the local sports headlines, since they have quite an affinity for delivering snappy puns on Mr. Penny’s name.

Simply put, they didn’t disappoint.