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We’ve some some pretty horrific Albert Pujols memorabilia in our storied history of St. Louis fan hunting.

Large in part, this fanatical abhorrence is gender-biased.  Outside of a few pink jerseys here and there, our studies show that female Pujols fans tend to stay within traditional affection mechanisms.

That is, until we saw this…

(Hat Tip to Jason for the fan pic)

Yes, now there is an Albert Pujols dress (as if #5′s recent slump wasn’t enough cause for concern).

While we’ve seen plenty of homemade fan creations across Busch Stadium, this thing looks “official”.  Although, we can’t find it online *anywhere* to justify its legitimacy.   We even dug through the depths of Samantha Micelli collection – which really freaked the wife out – and found nothing.