Cardinals Sign Jim Edmonds. What Say Thee, Google…?
If you haven’t heard yet, the Cardinals signed Jim Edmonds. No, seriously. It’s a minor-league deal at this point, but everyone knows damn well he’ll be on the Opening Day roster. Why?
Tony La Russa.
La Russa and Edmonds made nice last season. La Russa likes veterans. He also likes drama and Jim Edmonds is both hated and revered in this city. And finally, La Russa likes to make Colby Rasmus sweat. Done, done, done and done.
Whatever. We think it will be fun. We have no further analysis right now, so we’ll let Google’s fancy suggestive search queries take it from here.
And, one more.
Frankly, we can’t decide is “Hall of Fame” or “Half shirt” is more comical.
Okay okay, “half shirt” is way more comical.