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In the endeavors of rummaging through our 2009 All Star Game archives, we nearly passed over one Cardinals fan for the second year in a row.  That’s not good, especially for a fan hunting subject of this magnitude. Trust us; we’re looking into our internal processes and filtering mechanism.

Nevertheless, let’s continue.  We captured this fan at the 2009 All Star Game in St. Louis – shuffling around on Clark St., taking in the atmosphere with thousands of everyday Cardinals fans.  But this was no ordinary man; he was a collective Voltron of redneck magnificence.

The Midsection.  Take a look.

Jean shorts, shirtless, shoulder-blade logo tattoo.

All staples of a Cardinals redneck during summer months.

But, let’s head North.  We can see that there might be some action up there.

Ohhh, the Northern region surpasses our expectations…and then some.

A ponytail *and* a bald head?  That, my friends, is what us professional call a “skullet.”  Rare, even in our neck of the woods.

With the upper region overarching, we’re on the edge of our seats waiting to head South of the border.

Hey-o !!!

Self-supply of liquid?  Yes sir.  This guy brought class *and* preparation to the 2009 All Star Game.