This is your Colby Rasmus. This is your Colby Rasmus on drugs.
MLB Photo Day.
It’s one of our favorites. Consistently, it produces quality material. In short, because baseball players are indifferent of the media no matter the day, time or month. But in Spring Training, their apathy is exponential. Thus, the artifacts from MLB photo day is typically an entertaining spectacle. Very few smiles, terrible haircuts, unkempt facial hair, etc.
The 2013 version of Colby Rasmus is the paramount example of the annual photo day apathy.
The only thing worse than the actual photo of Colby Rasmus is a “facial beauty analysis” of Colby Rasmus.
Now this is just kinda mean.
We didn’t want to say it, but…