PHOTOS and VIDEO: The Thursday Night Streaker at Busch Stadium

24
May
2012

Can we stop for a minute and collectively admit that not showing the field rushers on network television is not preventing future acts of malfeasance?  Field rushers don’t care about television face-time.  They care about evading the overweight field security staff…and those guys aren’t going away any time soon.

Besides, the presence of camera phones and portable recording devices inside the stadium have changed the ball game.   Network television is missing out on major pageviews that are otherwise directed to choppy YouTube videos.  On top of that, they should use their resources to help detract field rushers.  Seeing a field rusher get tased in the jugular…in super slo-mo…at various angles on network television…is going to stick in my mind the next time a few 16-ounce Busch tallboys are telling me to jump that rail.

Anyway, enough of this hullabaloo.  You want to see Thursday night’s nude streaker don’t you?  Of course you do.  Because our fan hunters are the best in the biz.  WARNING: some are a little NSFW (read: if a schlong flapping in the summer wind isn’t specifically called out in your Employee Handbook as acceptable, it’s probably best to look at this during personal time).

(video via @bryanuelk)

(Click photo below for super NSFW version…)

(Click photo below for super NSFW version…)

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5 Comments

  • Cardsfan1 says:

    Look! It’s Gerard Hempstead, managing partner of Northwestern Mutual downtown! LOL

  • KEN says:

    matt, don’t aggravate the shot-callers at MLB and the networks with your good old-fashioned logic. they’d rather pretend their way works.

  • DPG says:

    Hilarious! I guess this guy will have to go door to door and tell his neighbors that he is a sex offender for exposing himself to 20,000 minors… At least he will have a good story to go along with it.

  • Dan says:

    Awfully nice of someone in the Phillies’ bullpen to contribute the covering towel. This might be your funniest post yet.

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