Unconfirmed Player Note: It sort of freaked him, but Charlie Puleo couldn't help it. Mr. Met just sort of made him feel funny in his pants.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Ever since the day he first saw the card, Terry Kennedy regretted wearing extra bronzer the day he posed for that Diamond Kings painting.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Joe Price was not at all embarrassed when teammates informed him that he had sprouted a visible erection while getting his picture taken.

Unconfirmed Player Note: After word leaked about his one night fling with the teenage daughter of the A's batting practice pitcher, Jimmy Sexton figured it was wise to wear two helmets into the cage for extra protection.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Only after team officials saw him crawling out of his GI Joe sleeping bag early one morning were they able to confirm that the rumors that Jim Smith really was living in the Pirates bullpen.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Despite his status as a 34 year old rookie, Ernesto earned his teammates respect when he calmly walked onto the field in spring training and snorted the entire third base line.

Unconfirmed Player Note: When he realized his dream of pitching in the Major Leagues was over in 1984, Brent Gaff came out of the closet and signed on with the Red Sox as an outfielder named Mike Greenwell.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Even at a time when 85% of the league had wispy mustaches, John Candelaria still managed to come off as "creepy"

Unconfirmed Player Note: In about thirty seconds, Dave Roberts is going to really regret forgetting his cup on his nightstand.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Several of his Cardinals teammates wagered that Mike Ramsey could not manage to get his chest hair prominently featured on his 1983 Donruss card. They lost.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Waits surprised Indians team officials when he requested that his 1983 signing bonus be paid entirely in Bubbalicious.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Buck had no idea what the clubhouse chef put in his special "casserole", but he knew that he freaking loved that casserole.

Unconfirmed Player Note: On May 3rd 1983, Ron Davis made a pledge that he would find out which teammate shaved his mustache while he slept in the locker room, and that teammate would pay...and pay dearly.

Unconfirmed Player Note: In 1983, a 9-year-old Indians batboy mistakenly tried on Andre Thornton's glasses and was rendered legally blind in both eyes.