Unconfirmed Player Note: Because Tim Stoddard never could fully grasp the traditional system of counting fingers, Orioles catchers were forced to bring picture-based flashcards behind the plate to call the game.

Unconfirmed Player Note: In an effort to meet MLB diversity guidelines, the 1981 Cardinals made utility player Roger Smith grow a mustache and change his playing name to Julio Gonzalez.

Unconfirmed Player Note: "Perfect Harmony" is the only way to describe the word "Sweet" stitched on the back of a jersey just inches below this man's hair.

Unconfirmed Player Note: It was safe to say that the watercolor known as "Denny in Heaven" that was expected to bring in huge bids at the Phillies team auction was a big disappointment.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Despite only playing for 10 unspectacular seasons, Biff Pocoroba still holds 37 Major League records for players named "Biff".

Unconfirmed Player Note: Fischlin was a .320 hitter in the 25 career games he played the night after being pummeled in a bar fight.

Unconfirmed Player Note: The rule in the Royals clubhouse was simple – mock Mike Armstrong's butt chin and pay a stiff price.

Unconfirmed Player Note: No matter how many times the team fined him for blowing out fuses in the locker room, Jim Slaton staunchly refused to stop using his favorite hair dryer.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Bryan Clark never recovered after he accidentally saw teammate Gaylord Perry getting out of the shower in May 1981.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Joe Pettini was raised by wolves…wolves that were awesome at baseball.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Season ticket sales amongst the coveted Pittsburgh hippie demographic increased 300% when the Pirates signed Jim Morrison to a one-year deal in 1983.

Unconfirmed Player Note: For reasons unbeknownst to the photographer, Rafael Landestoy was sitting on a tricycle when this picture was taken.