Unconfirmed Player Note: Ralph Citarella's 1984 stats - 10 games, 22 innings pitched, 72 Jersey Shore chicks bagged.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Some players had a lucky glove or jersey. Eric Rasmussen couldn't live without his lucky red turtleneck dickey.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Until that magical day he saw them in the bleachers at Wrigley, Garry Templeton had always thought people were lying when they said white chicks had pink nipples.

Unconfirmed Player Note: In an effort to meet MLB diversity guidelines, the 1981 Cardinals made utility player Roger Smith grow a mustache and change his playing name to Julio Gonzalez.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Though his petitions have been repeatedly denied by the Cardinals' front office, Ken Reitz hasn't stopped demanding that Tony La Russa cut the hair hovering over his ears.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Several of his Cardinals teammates wagered that Mike Ramsey could not manage to get his chest hair prominently featured on his 1983 Donruss card. They lost.

Unconfirmed Player Note: When it came to selecting his new team as a free agent, Frank Dipino considered two things 1.) money and 2.) the quality of the team’s tanning equipment.

Unconfirmed Player Note: 10 seconds before this photo was shot, Willie McGee took a sip of what he thought was Pepsi. It was actually a cup of Jack Clark's tobacco spit.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Although Dave LaPoint's 1985 drug test proved negative for all illegally-banned MLB sustances, it did show an unusually high amount of estrogen.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Currently, Butch Metzger sits on the Board of Trustees of Abercrombie and Fitch - a position which can be attributed to starting the "collared shirt underneath the jersey" trend.

Unconfirmed Player Note: In a 1990 tell-all, Quisenberry revealed that his right arm, and his mustache, were genetically engineered.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Bill Campbell has been very outspoken in his criticism of Barry Bonds, claiming that illegal steroids have helped Bonds smash the MLB record for largest head that Campbell held for almost 20 years.

Unconfirmed Player Note: After this picture was taken, Steve Swisher made love to the Topps camera woman.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Tom Lawless went on to become a nationally ranked Karaoke artist in the late 90's, fueled by his groundbreaking performance of "We Built This City" by Starship. His album, Lawless Does The Hits sold 350 copies in 1998.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Though he lobbied hard, Mike Laga's attempt to change the Cardinals uniforms from red to what he called "hard pink", was unsuccesful. Laga's pink jersey has since been retired to his basement wall.

Unconfirmed Player Note: Once played an entire game in Japan in a Godzilla costume. Horner hit two homeruns in the game.