The Worthless Card Collection
There's not even free gum included in this pile of cardboard garbage.
Unconfirmed Player Note:
Because Tim Stoddard never could fully grasp the traditional system of counting fingers, Orioles catchers were forced to bring picture-based flashcards behind the plate to call the game.
Unconfirmed Player Note:
FBI agent Joey McLaughlin worked deep undercover for almost two full years to infiltrate Major League Baseball, all just to win a bet with someone in his bureau.
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Rudy was not amused when the Fleer photographer attempted to break the ice by asking him if he had ever been in trouble with his last name.
Unconfirmed Player Note:
Cruz became enraged at the mere suggestion that he used Magic Marker to enhance the fullness of his goatee.
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The minute he found out that the Topps crew had run out of Carl Buddig Roast Beef in the lunch spread, a disgusted Bert Roberge grabbed his stuff and bolted.
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Yeah, it just so happened that Howard Johnson did realize that his name was the same as a hotel chain. Frankly, he didn’t see why it was so damn funny.
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With his military-grade protective shades strapped on at all times, Reggie Cleveland quietly dared hitters to hit foul balls into his dugout.
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With a name like his, John Smiley occasionally had to break out his "super badass face" in order to intimidate on the mound
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Benji Gil is 100% certain he's getting some pu**y tonight.
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Several of his Cardinals teammates wagered that Mike Ramsey could not manage to get his chest hair prominently featured on his 1983 Donruss card. They lost.
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Incavigilia never came to terms with the Texas Rangers policy that prevented him from taking the field in his lucky jean shorts.
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While he wasn't much of an outfielder, Warren Newsom was without a doubt the best clubhouse bouncer the Sox had ever seen.
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When it came to selecting his new team as a free agent, Frank Dipino considered two things 1.) money and 2.) the quality of the team’s tanning equipment.
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In 1988, Pettis was released by the Angels after failing his physical, which team physicians attributed to a lack of strength stemming from his diet of oak twigs and brown rice.
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Even though they already had elastic around the ankles, Mitch Webster still insisted on tight rolling his baseball pants.
Unconfirmed Player Note:
Todd Jones wants to know what in the f--k you’re looking at.
Unconfirmed Player Note:
Teammates dubbed Larry Summers "Champ" after he dominated the clubhouse beer chugging contest for the third consecutive season, soundly defeating teammate, Candy Maldonado in the final round.
Jim Frey
Jim Frey is wearing Gorilla Monsoon's glasses.
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