Tim Duncan And His Hot Girlfriend Take On Charles Barkley For Charity

Charles Barkley says a lot of stuff. Some of it makes sense, some of it not-so-much. Some of my favorite Barkley quotes include:

  • “I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I’d work for the Klan.”
  • “If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she’s ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can’t play a lick. Same thing.”Screen Shot 2014-05-22 at 12.35.58 PM
  • Asked if he had ever been in the governor’s office in Montgomery, Barkley said no. “They don’t let many black people in the governor’s mansion in Alabama,” he said, “unless they’re cleaning.”
  • And after an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, he got into a scrap with a member of Angola’s team towards the end of the game, afterwards he said, “Somebody hits me, I’m going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn’t eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me.”

Recently he referred to the “big ol’ women” in San Antonio, adding the city is where “Victoria is definitely a secret,” and being a “gold mine for weight-watchers.” In classic form, he refused to apologize as well. So after crapping on lady San Antonians, the rather chesticular girlfriend of robot Spurs star Tim Duncan’s — Vanessa Macias — decided to make a statement about it and showed up to a home game wearing a t-shirt reading “Barkley Don’t Know.” Apparently now Duncan and Macias decided to up the ante for charity vs. Barkley and are trying to raise $5,000 in “Barkley Don’t Know” t-shirts through TFund with all proceeds will go to Make-a-Wish South & Central Texas. So if you care to support a good cause and tell Barkley that the ladies of San Antonio are fine lookers, you’re welcome to visit TFund and help a sista out.

Redskins Marketers One-Up Rams With Saucy Cheerleaders #SELFIE

The St. Louis Rams have been very generous this offseason by offering $100,000 to any fan who could correctly guess the entirety of the team’s 2014 schedule. A tip of the hat indeed to Rams Chief Marketing Officer Brian Killingsworth for the promotion, as well as for his impressive biceps and tight buttocks.

However, the St. Louis football club’s marketing fervor has now been eclipsed by the Washington Redskins in a fit of sexual dynamism that has made us stand and applaud in the JoeSportsFan tower in beautiful downtown Farmington.

Awhile back you may have seen the ridiculous “SELFIE” video by The Chainsmokers, which in essence was a parody with super hot chicks and d-bags taking selfies. That was all well and good, but now the Washington Redskins cheerleaders — or @1stLadiesOfFB as they are known on Twitter — are spoofing #SELFIE and we can’t help but enjoy this one just as much. Once again, super hot chicks again, and ridiculous – purposefully.

ESPN’s Kenny Mayne Takes Up Super Bowl Saturday Fight

Since 2006, I have argued that the Super Bowl should be moved to SATURDAY.  And whether you want the Monday afterward made into a national holiday, which will never happen, or to move the game to Saturday – it just makes sense to move the game from Sunday.

But let’s cut to the chase about why: It’s an argument for alcoholism as on the day that’s essentially become an American national holiday, we drink, eat, we drink more, we digest venison chili, and the next day we really suck at work and just want to recover and talk about what a letdown the game was.

Now ESPN’s Kenny Mayne has jumped into the discussion and taken up the mantle at MoveTheBigGame.com.

“I’ve been reporting on sports for what feels like 56 years and I can say without question that the Super Bowl is every bit as big as the Grey Cup – don’t ever question me,” said Mayne, while wearing a pair of pants. “But having the big game on Sunday is about as relevant as something not relevant. It’s time to move the Super Bowl to Saturday and I’m doing it with the help of CafePress because they care about America because they’re the most Americanized American place on the Internet machine pretty much, well, ever.”

Visit MoveTheBigGame.com and you can find a very funny video (below) of Mayne beating the streets of New York to make his argument, along with a point-by-point outline and links back to CafePress.com merchandise supporting the movement.  Check it out:

Braves new stadium to feature Infield Fry grill

The Atlanta Braves just confirmed that the team intends to leave Turner Field after 2016 and relocate to a new suburban ballpark.  Located just a few miles from downtown Atlanta, the stadium will “combine the aesthetic charm of a 65% capacity Turner with the stale urine smell of Fulton County Stadium”.


The field itself will be modeled after the one used at Turner with a few modifications.  The left field fence will be moved in substantially to accommodate Evan Gattis’ range.  The right field fence will display an outline of where future Yankees star Jason Heyward currently plays.


Literally one third of half a dozen food upgrades are planned.  Among the new culinary establishments is the Tomahawk Chopsticks Native American and Asian fusion grill.  For the less adventurous there will be the Infield Fry bar and grill where the specialty is the “Fully loaded infield fries served with a house wine.”  Noms.



While many longtime fans have expressed reservations about the move, the opportunity to see the Chief Noc-A-Homa wedding chapel come to fruition may win people over quickly.  No news as of now on whether Princess Win-A-Lotta will be asked to return.


Bouldering trip in Norway

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St. Louis Joes: Tony Glover


“Batter up!” Tony yells.

On a late Tuesday afternoon, Tony Glover stands toward the back of the batter’s box, wearing a navy blue polo with red trim. He pulls his sweaty umpire’s mask over his face, as the shade from the trees begins to drape over the dusty, Shaw Park No. 2 ball field.

Although he’s 31 and has a full-time job, only Tony knows why he’s officiating in the Clayton Rec League. He’s working these fields and the courts during basketball season in order to get a gym membership at the Center of Clayton.

The gym membership is key to Tony’s dream: he’s training to participate in the decathlon for the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio.


On Wednesday at 10:11 am, Tony is working at Vashon High School in the summer school program. Uniformed officers patrol the school and a metal detector ushers in everyone who wishes to come inside. Four fights have already occurred that day. Tony was told not to leave the school. On the walls outside his office, a poster is pinned up for classes to get one’s GED and another for handling a violent situation at school.  “Walk. Don’t run to a situation,” the poster reads.

Tony sits inside his cramped office with a big smile on his face. His dark beard has grown thick. He’s wearing an argyle sweater vest and glasses, looking more like a geek than a potential Olympic athlete. He laughs at a joke and begins to tell the story which has led to his Olympic dream.

Growing up

Glover was born on Aug. 19, 1981 and was raised in the Greater Ville neighborhood, near Martin Luther King drive. His mother, Joan Glover-Straughter, gave birth to Tony when she was 17.

Tony Mason, Glover’s father, was absent for most of his childhood. Glover credits Everett “Bo” Jenkins as the dad in his life.

The neighborhood wasn’t easy on Glover. His grandfather and his biological father were dope dealers while his mother was a cop. Family ties and crime put a strain on Glover as a child. He tried to reconcile the situation by believing one day dope would be legalized, like alcohol was legalized after prohibition.

“(Growing up), I never knew we were poor,” Glover said.

His mother wanted him to get out of the neighborhood. Early on, Tony said his mother limited how far he could ride his bike from his house. He wasn’t allowed to spend the night with kids in his neighborhood or hang out and become what he called a “block kid.”

His mother saw education as a way out of the neighborhood. She and Tony’s grandmother bought him any book he wanted. Tony loved the Bookmobile, and he spent many days reading.

Also setting him apart, Tony said he wore preppy clothes—sweater vests, corduroys, and penny loafers—so as to not remind his mom of the people in the crime scenes who wore street clothes.

“I was kind of a nerd,” Glover said.

In an environment that devalued learning, Tony was often bullied as a kid. He wasn’t big, either. Once, after a fight in grade school, a counselor sat him down and talked to him.

“My counselor told me as a black man, I was an endangered species and that I wouldn’t make it to see 16,” Glover said.

Bullying and his mother’s restrictions wore on Tony. He said he felt angry growing up. To release his anger, Tony found sports. He quickly grew to love baseball and played some basketball.

Football, the sport that eventually would land him a scholarship to college, scared him at first. Tony said when he started playing around the age of seven, he couldn’t understand why people would want to hit each other.

Sensing his fear of being hit, his mother strapped pads on him one day and started pushing him. Finally, she shoved him so hard he hit his head on the concrete. Tony said he wasn’t fazed.

“Nothing hurt me after that,” Glover said. “She made me a tough cat.”

Tony learned to play football at Penrose and Fairground Park. His coaches made Tony and his teammates run around the large parks, which Tony struggled with because he was an asthmatic.

He was also smaller than his peers. Tony said he was pushed forward a year in schooling because his birth certificate was mishandled. The school officials thought he was a year older than he actually was.

Despite his age and asthma, the conditioning worked. Between the ages of seven and 13, Tony said his Mathew’s Dickey football team lost a mere three games. Glover made a game-saving tackle one year in the league’s version of the super bowl and was named most valuable player several times.

But football was just a bandage on Tony’s wound. The game lessened his anger but the pain still lingered. In the fourth grade, as he was walking home from school, kids started throwing rocks at him and teased him. Tony said he snapped and wailed on one of the kids, ripping his Bill Cosby-esq sweater.

Feeling emboldened, Tony went home and talked up his successful fight. His mother felt differently, marching Tony over to apologize to the kid he beat up.

Tony said his mom then decided to get him out of the local schools. When Tony was placed on a waiting list at a magnet school, she gave the “deseg” program a try. Tony ended up at Babler Elementary School, where he said his life was changed.


Getting out

Right away, the school had a different feel. No one picked on him for scoring well on tests posted on the chalkboard and getting good grades. Tony said that his peers, who he just met that year, wanted him to run for student council. One girl helped design a sign with symbols that read “Vote Toe+Knee+Glove+er.” In Tony’s old school, kids weren’t asked to be leaders.

“I felt more comfortable and given he opportunity to excel,” Glover said.

Tony continued through the Rockwood Summit school system in middle school. In his spare time, Tony still read but also enjoyed playing video games—from Atari and Pong to later Madden and Super Tecmo Bowl on the Super Nintendo.

His love for sports deepened. He idolized professional football players Ronnie Lott and Lawrence Taylor. Before the Rams came into St. Louis, Tony said he rooted for the San Francisco 49ers, which he still cheers for to this day.

In baseball, though, Tony loved the Cardinals and the players on the 80s teams like Willie McGee, Ozzie Smith and Lou Brock. Tony said he had ties to some of the players; his friend’s uncle was Brock and his mother dated McGee, who gave the family tickets to watch the Cardinals.

His love for sports translated to the athletic fields. By the end of middle school, Tony said that he was getting recruited to play football at SLUH, CBC and DeSmet. Tony said he chose to go to Lafayette High School because most of his friends were going there and he wanted to hang out with girls.

His high school choice wasn’t easy. Every morning, he woke up at 4:45 a.m. to make his 5:15 a.m. bus. His mother made two egg sandwiches: one for Tony and one for the bus driver to convince him to pick Tony up from his front door instead of the bus stop.

Despite the early morning bus ride, Tony excelled in high school. He played baritone and trumpet in the band with future baseball star Ryan Howard, was the football captain and prom king and captured the lead inThe Pajama Game.

“He had tremendous support from his mother,” former Lafayette track coach Mark Sissom said. “His mother was very involved in everything he did.”

A religious man, Glover even made time to participate in a youth choir program that traveled around the nation.

Glover said he was the first sophomore in school history to win Mr. Lafayette High School, a beauty pageant for boys. The award was typically given to a senior along with free prom tickets, a limo ride and a discounted tuxedo rental.

“They had to change the prize for me,” Tony said.

Sissom talked Tony out of playing baseball in the spring and instead into running track. Tony said he was fast and that he could run 40 meters in 4.4 seconds. He said he set the 110-meter hurdle and 300-meter hurdle school records, which were later broken.

Sissom said Glover was speedy, strong and possessed endurance on the track, which was advantageous in the 300-meter hurdles, one of the hardest track events. Sissom also said Tony had a great work ethic.

“He’s just an all-around good human being,” Sissiom said. “He worked for extremely hard for (Lafayette).”

The move to track made Tony faster for football. During his senior year, Tony was the first team all-conference as a linebacker and an honorable mention as a running back. He received many scholarship offers, despite weighing a mere 145 pounds.

“I felt like football was going to be my ticket to get out of the hood,” he said.


Tony eventually settled on going to Northwest Missouri State, which had won the Division II National Title in 1998 and 1999.

Unfortunately, injuries plagued Tony in high school and college. At Northwest Missouri alone, he said he tore his left shoulder, left knee, right foot and Achilles tendon.

In total, Tony needed seven surgeries in college and played a limited role on the football team and track team. In five seasons, Glover played 29 games in the defensive backfield. Even with the injuries and the medical redshirt in 2001, Tony still managed to wiggle into the headlines. In 2003, Glover recorded 12 tackles and blocked the potential game-winning field goal vs. Pittsburg State in the Fall Classic at Arrowhead Stadium with seconds remaining in the game.

Injuries prevented Tony from participating actively in track, running in only handful of meets. He finally gave up his scholarship after a car crash on a rainy night in the summer of his sophomore year in college. Glover said he was paralyzed for several hours due to nerve damage. After learning to walk a few days later, Tony quickly realized he wasn’t as fast.

During track season the following year, Tony said he gave up his scholarship because his ego was hurt due to his reduction in speed. To pay for college, Tony worked in a factory from 11 p.m. to 7 a.m. every night scanning packages while taking 15 hours of classes.

Northwest Missouri offered him an opportunity to coach and get his masters. Weary from the injuries and setbacks, Tony readily accepted the offer to work on the other side of the lines.

“I realized I could earn money another way,” Glover said.

Glover worked with the cornerbacks in 2005 at Northwest Missouri as a graduate assistant. He earned his bachelor’s degree in marketing and minored in speech communications. Then, he got his masters in Science Education with an emphasis on Athletic Administration and felt like he could get his Ph.D. by the age of 27.

He landed a job at Dayton to be the team’s defensive back coach. During that week of earning his new job, his life turned back towards St. Louis. Two of his cousins were killed after getting the coaching offer.

Glover turned down the offer and instead came home to be closer to his family. However, the pain from killings the his personal hurt that he had been holding inside since he was seven finally caught up with him and burst out. Glover experienced a nervous breakdown.

For the next two years, he lost most contact with his family. He lived every day with a carefree attitude, sometimes sleeping out near the Mississippi River, dancing in clubs around St. Louis. His family thought he was doing drugs. Tony said he was trying to make sense of his life.

“I didn’t care if I lived or died. … I was lost,” he said.

His wandering period ended with another episode of pain. In December of 2008, Tony provoked patrons outside of the Pink Slip club in Brooklyn, Ill. Tony said a man came out of nowhere and punched him square in the mouth. Glover realized he had lost control of his life.


Back on track

Making amends, Tony called his mother, who asked him to spend Christmas with the family. Then, he made contact with his biological father and sat down with him. Tony said the conversation with his dad helped resolved their differences.

Tony said he trusted in God to help put his life back in order. A few days into living at home, he got a phone call from the Herbert Hoover Boys and Girls Club, now the Boys and Girls Clubs of Greater St. Louis. The club asked him to work as the teen services director.

After a brief stint with the club, Tony said he started coaching again and worked as a bartender. In 2010, he got a job with Goodwill as a youth mentor recruiter. Tony said he was working hard but not earning much money. However, he felt that he found his new love in coaching football and track for kids.

“It was rough to work all those hours, but I wanted to help out the kids,” Glover said. “I wanted to do something that mattered. I knew the pay would come at some point.”

In 2010, he landed his current job as the A+ Coordinator with the St. Louis Public School system. As the coordinator, Glover recruits for the program, oversees the implementation of the program in the schools and helps alert students about their eligibility in program.

Tony said he also coached at the Cleveland NJROTC as their defensive coordinator and has been working with McKinley Classical Leadership Academy for the last three years as the school’s first track coach. Last year, he helped 12 kids go to State.

Through working with the kids, Tony realized that he could still run quickly and that his body had recovered significantly since college. The kids on the track team encouraged Tony into training again. Tony, after working out with his fiancée, Andrea, and eating better, said he gained confidence on the track and has decided to try out for the decathlon in the 2016 Olympics.

Every day, Tony said he has been waking up around 5 a.m., running the Arch steps and doing two-a-day workouts. After summer school, he goes to the Clayton Rec to lift. In the last month in a half, Glover said he’s gained 20 pounds. He’s now 5’11”, weighing 176 pounds.

“Do I think I can win it? Absolutely. I’m so competitive, and I wouldn’t try it if I couldn’t,” he said.

Tony said his next step is to try to enter open collegiate track meets and post times so he can get on the Olympic radar. He plans to work with Sissom, now the track coach at Missouri Baptist, so he can figure out when he can enter events.

Sissom said he wants to help Glover in every way he can and said he is working with Tony to find a good pole vault coach, which is his weakest event. Sissom also said that the NCAA will be tough competition, but decathletes are all different ages.

“He’s got the determination and the athletic ability,” Sissom said. “I wouldn’t be surprised to see him go all the way to the trials.”

Ultimately, Tony said his main goal is to inspire the kids who he coaches and works with in the public schools to do great things in their own lives.

“(I’m trying to) tell them that they’re talented,” Glover said. “That they are better than what they believed to be … To walk away from the fighting. My move, my push is to help change this culture and to help these kids to realize that no matter where they come from, they can do something.”


Betting tips for the NFL season: are the Patriots worth a gamble?

Already the speculation and betting have started concerning the new NFL season – despite the fact that it is several months yet until the season actually gets started. Of course the draft is set for the end of April and that will give a clearer idea of the strengths and weaknesses of the teams ahead of the new season, but at the moment the New England Patriots have been installed as one of the real favourites for both the AFC conference pennant and for the Super Bowl – so are they worth a futures bet for either of these?

Well it might be advisable to wait at least until after the draft before committing yourself to them, but the Patriots are expected to come out of this with their odds of 3/1 for the AFC and 8/1 for the Super Bowl largely unchanged. They certainly have money to spend, and areas of their team which need improvement if they are to live up to these odds, with reinforcements in defence and the offensive playmaking positions particularly urgent. The reason why you might want to wait until after the draft before deciding whether to bet on them is that they won’t have their first choice picks in the draft, thanks to some trades going against them, so the smart tip would be to wait and see if they get the quality they need in those positions.

Indeed some prefer to wait and place their bets further into the NFL season itself, because that way they can see how teams are actually performing, and there are alternative ways of getting you fix of NFL and betting while you wait. One of the best of these is the NLF themed slots game $5 Million Touchdown, which you will find at most online casino sites. From the reel icons in the shape of players, cheerleaders, footballs and whistles, to the brilliant bonus game involving passing the ball to get bonus credits and try to score a touchdown, this online slots game really does offer an NFL themed experience. However it isn’t at the expense of traditional slots benefits, because $5 Million Touchdown is ultra-cheap to play and offers a top cash jackpot of close to $5 million.

Bob Ramsey takes on the A-10 Referees

Throughout his lengthy career as a local sports talk show host, Bob Ramsey has been no stranger to bickering with rabid callers on the air.  It comes with the show, and Rammer has had a few of those on the local airwaves (last estimated at 345).  Like most in his profession, he is never one to shy away from debate, especially when it comes to his beloved SLU Billikens basketball team, for whom he has served as the play-by-play voice for over 25 years.

But during the games, Ramsey is typically not concerned about getting into verbal spats. He’s got a job to do.  That is, unless the verbal spat is about the officiating in the game…and the person confronting him is an actual official.   Tuesday night against VCU, we got to experience that little tangle live on the air:

Hey, if the official wants to take this outside, we know Earl Austin has Rammer’s back.

The cover hoto of Ramsey stiff-arming the referee courtesy of JSF-contributor @buckswope.

Seriously, this photo deserves a Pulitzer.  Or a pair of Jack in the Box tacos.

Either will suffice.


Uncle Sammy Wants You To Be His Pinterest Pal

Longtime Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa has gone from corking his bat…to virtual corkboards, as evidenced by his Pinterest account, which is rapidly becoming an online sensation.

Like many sluggers of his era, Sosa is attempting to rehab his steroid-tainted image, and apparently this was the next best thing to becoming someone’s major league hitting coach.

Now, the vast majority of you gentlemen out there are probably thinking, “What is this Pinterest I keep hearing about from women and self-aggrandizing social media gurus?”

Please allow me explain. Pinterest is actually just a web site. A web site you’ll think is really stupid. Now that you’re up to speed on what Pinterest is, back to Sosa.

The best part about Sosa’s Pinterest page is that most of its visitors are using it solely as an opportunity to rip on him. Of course, when it’s loaded with images of Sosa posing “naturally” like this one, how can you not?


Approximately 90 percent of Sammy’s “pins” feature him in a pukey mustard sweater, resulting in comments ranging from wondering if he’s now a real estate agent to questioning his manhood.


I especially like the “Whaddya say you and me polish my desk?” remark. Perhaps Sammy’s former Cub teammate, Moises Alou, can help with that.

Some of the rest of the highlights include shots at Sosa’s Ken doll-esque hairdo:


And visits from infamous serial killers like the Son of Sam (oh, the irony):


And of course, the obligatory comments on performance enhancing drugs.


Sosa’s association with steroids isn’t the only thing that’s damaged his image though. Apparently, he’s also a few dozen molested kids and nose jobs shy of being confused with the King of Pop.


Yes, this is the real Sammy Sosa. And this is his Pinterest.