There's no doubting that the hockey fan is a delicate beast. They're fanatical, loyal to their sport, and usually mulleted and highly intoxicated. One thing they're usually not: headstrong Michael Vick fans.
There isn't an exacting science behind asserting when a complete stranger is a known dog-fighting supporter...or just an idiot...or both. But, let's be frank. It takes a conscience decision to wear a Michael Vick jersey in 2008. It takes an even more conscience decision to wear a Michael Vick jersey to a hockey game in 2008. It just doesn't make any sense.
There is one thing that is an exacting science though - the grooming involved in crafting a perfect creepy mustache to complement your Michael Vick jersey.
There isn't an exacting science behind asserting when a complete stranger is a known dog-fighting supporter...or just an idiot...or both. But, let's be frank. It takes a conscience decision to wear a Michael Vick jersey in 2008. It takes an even more conscience decision to wear a Michael Vick jersey to a hockey game in 2008. It just doesn't make any sense.
There is one thing that is an exacting science though - the grooming involved in crafting a perfect creepy mustache to complement your Michael Vick jersey.
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MEDIASPACE, February 21, 2008 09:02 AM
Lang, geez. We all know it was Antonio's second cousin. I don't want ppl on my side if they are going to be idiots.
JB, February 20, 2008 03:02 PM
I'm calling out anyone who thinks Clubber's last name was Lane.
Clubber Lane, February 20, 2008 08:02 AM
Sebek, I'm callin' you out.
HARRY CARAY, February 20, 2008 07:02 AM
Sebek get your own line and get some more Media Spaces up.
Sebek, February 20, 2008 07:02 AM
holy cow.
MEDIASPACE, February 20, 2008 07:02 AM
Thank you Mr. Irrelevant!!!!
Mr. Irrelevant, February 20, 2008 04:02 AM
Sebek dont be fucking douche. we all know a few more mediaspaces would have been better than this new website where you took away the worthless cards, the headline ticker, and the fucken mediaspace. You keep saying it'll be ready in a week. Fuck that we want some motherfucking mediaspace now!!!
Robert Montgomery Knight, February 20, 2008 04:02 AM
Or me?
DUTCH DALTON, February 20, 2008 03:02 AM
How long can it take to put together a mediaspace about me?
Anthony, February 19, 2008 12:02 PM
If they're not officially negburns then they're negburns in spirit.
The Gimp, February 19, 2008 12:02 PM
How did he convince mom to spot him $50 and a night pass?
Sebek, February 19, 2008 12:02 PM
Yea, good call. Spending time on a mediaspace page would have been way more beneficial than designing a new website. I'm remember that for my quarterly review with the powers-that-be.
MEDIASPACE, February 19, 2008 10:02 AM
You should have spent your time on a new media space instead of this new website.
Parick, February 19, 2008 09:02 AM
I still have no idea what would possess one to wear that jersey after all the dog fighting crap and above all else... to a hockey game in St. Louis.
Sebek, February 19, 2008 09:02 AM
Jason, fortunately, we have a perfect natural "negburn" guideline since this animal is wearing glasses. If the burns don't go above the glasses lines, they can't be classified as "negburns". However, the delicate grooming of his swooping sideburns makes it look like he's wearing a wig.
ChiTown Steve, February 19, 2008 08:02 AM
At least give the guy credit for not tucking the shirt into his jeans.
TF, February 19, 2008 08:02 AM
Man, I'm suddenly in the mood for a tasty Angus beef sandwich...
TF, February 19, 2008 08:02 AM
Looks like a guy who typically goes for negburns but hasn't seen the barber for while.
Patrick, February 19, 2008 08:02 AM
I'll defer to JB or Sebek for that answer, but in my opinion, I say no due to the hair covering the glasses.
Jason, February 19, 2008 08:02 AM
Can those classify as negburns?
bk, February 19, 2008 08:02 AM
He probably won that jersey at a dog fight.
Guy in black jacket, February 19, 2008 08:02 AM
Who the fuck you lookin at, perv?
Bobby Petrino, February 19, 2008 08:02 AM
Who is Michael Vick?
Bobby Petrino, February 19, 2008 08:02 AM
Who is Michael Vick?
Tim V,, February 19, 2008 07:02 AM
What an absolute idiot.
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