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See what happens when you lose your perfect season in the Super Bowl?  Everything comes crumbling down.  Since February 3rd, the Patriots have endured some bad luck, bad decisions and above all else, their Teflon shield has lost some of its power. 

During the last 3 and a half weeks, Belichick and the organization have been put under more scrutiny for allegedly videotaping Rams practices.  They've been sued by Willie Gary, the former Rams DB who finished his career with 7 tackles, for their "illegal" efforts in Super Bowl XXXVI and along the way, Matt Walsh has become a household name.

As far as the players go, 2nd year cornerback Willie Andrews was arrested 3 days after the Super Bowl in Arizona for possessing a half-pound of marijuana.  As MJD notes, a 1/2 pound isn't an amount you intend on smoking, it's evidence of intent to distribute.  That's what Willie was charged with, along with driving an unregistered motor vehicle.  Prosecutors noted Andrews had $6800 in cash along with no marijuana smoking devices.  Naturally, Andrews pleaded "not guilty" to the intent to distribute charges and awaits a court appearance March 18th. 



Early this week it was revealed that one of the faces of the Patriots, Kevin Faulk, was cited for possession of some greenover the weekend, which officials noted came in the form of 4 "hand-rolled cigars".  The kicker is that Faulk was arrested at a Lil Wayne concert in Louisiana as part of a comprehensive search of all concert-goers which I find terribly unfair.  Searching people for pot at a concert is the equivalent of searching for Easter eggs, only the eggs are in a basket right in front of you (or something like that).   

roseycolvin.jpgThen yesterday, the Pats said good bye to linebacker Roosevelt Colvin, who, in his first season with the Pats in 2003, missed 14 games with a hip injury, and missed the remainder of the '07 season from November 26th onward.  Also released was linebacker Oscar Lua, who missed all of 2007 with a knee injury.  It's notable because a) it proves that if you're injury-prone, the Patriots (and many other NFL teams) will treat you like dirt and b) picturing Bill Belichick speaking to a man named "Oscar" in his office is humorous.  The transactions followed Zach Thomas' shunning of the Patriots.

Early last week, the Pats let Donte Stallworth go, nullifying any validity to long term contracts in the NFL.  Stallworth signed a 6 year $33 million deal last offseason, with an option for year 2 and beyond.  Essentially, the Pats could have signed Stallworth to a 6 year, $45 billion deal with the same options and all would have been fine.  I guess the Patriots really didn't care THATmuch for Stallworth's abilities, even though all season long he was portrayed as "the most dangerous of the Patriots receivers in the open field", which is code for "we don't have any descriptive role for him because he doesn't understand plays and isn't as good as Moss and Welker".

And rumors suggest Randy Moss will sign with Dallas, which I hope happens just to see all of Dallas implode.  What's next?  Will Tedy Bruschi retire?  Will Rodney Harrison tackle a police officer when he isn't looking?  Will Tom Brady come out of the closet?  

To put the cap on the fantastic February in Foxborough, the sportswriter of the year, Bob Ryan, has openly chastised Robert Kraft, Bill Belichick and the rest of the team.  Ryan even thinks Belichick might retire.



I promise all of you, this will be the last time you see a "Sports Reporters" clip on this site.  Unless of course Bill Belichick gets busted for pot.
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Badsin, February 28, 2008 11:02 AM
How the hell does he expect the guy who came up with the Magic Bullet Theory, which defies the law of physics, have enough clout to have any affect on the New England Patriots
MEDIASPACE, February 28, 2008 09:02 AM
I started to mention Kilo's abscence the other day. If he is the one selling you guys the "creative juice" it is very obvious he hasn't been around that much these days. PS-Did the JSF staffers pink swear not to respond to anything I say these days?
Joe Mustache, February 28, 2008 06:02 AM
Kilo is actually a business partner to JoeSportsFan. He sells "creative juice" to the staff whenever he travels through the midwest in his large van with curtained windows.
Kilo, February 28, 2008 06:02 AM
Sorry I haven't been around much, I've been "working."
Mr. Irrelevant, February 28, 2008 05:02 AM
Fuck that I buy halfpounds to smoke. I wont do it in 1 day but it'll be gone in a couple days. Why not buy a half p to smoke at a time. re upping is such a bitch. Hey and Kilo where the fuck you been I havent seen a comment from you in a while but as soon as some weed gets mentioned there you pop up.
Nate Newton, February 28, 2008 04:02 AM
A half pound? Thats nothin
Kilo, February 27, 2008 01:02 PM
if he's still holding, I hope he finds me.
Mark D, February 27, 2008 12:02 PM
Watch out Kilo. With a name like that, Willie Andrews will be looking for you.
Kilo, February 27, 2008 12:02 PM
There was a time when Bob was very well repected, and held up as the gold standard. He was basically the Peter Gammons of basketball. Recently, because of the TV/radio money being thrown at writers such as Bob, he's kind of stretched himself a bit thin and tries too hard to have an angry opinion about everything, just not to the extreme of a Mariotti. People still respect him because of his overall body of work, but he's not quite at the level he once was. I do love him forever because of the Jumana Kidd quote. That was classic.
Patrick, February 27, 2008 12:02 PM
Kilo, is Bob Ryan respected in the New England/Boston area? I've read differing accounts about the crotchetty one. I actually don't mind Ryan, even if he insists to gyrate and YELL most of the time.
Kilo, February 27, 2008 11:02 AM
Let me get out in front of this one a bit...Posted by Bill SimmonsTom Brady is coming out of the closet?!?! I'm leaving for the airport right now.

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