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Already, you are hearing people talk of how sick they are of the election, and the date is March 14.  While this yearly election complain is similar to the Christmas season’s “it just seems to get earlier every year” bitching, it may have a bit of merit this year because of how long the process has already been going on.  Luckily, this past week, a governor resigned because of a tryst with a hooker, so at least there was something else to be covered massively instead of the 590th Obama/Clinton debate. 

In this election year, the Top 7 looks at the athletes turned politicians.

largent.jpg7. Steve Largent

The Hall of Fame wide receiver retired from football in 1989 and was elected to the U.S. House of Representatives as a Republican in 1994.  Largent eventually gave up his seat in the House to run for Oklahoma governor in 2002, at which point, he lost by less than 7,000 votes.   

6. J.C. Watts

A former Oklahoma quarterback, Watts is best known now as the last black Republican to serve in Congress.

5. Jim Bunning

He is a Hall of Fame pitcher and threw two no-hitters, including a perfect game.  As a politician in Kentucky, it is fitting he got in through the Veterans Committee. 

kempjack.jpg4. Jack Kemp

What current athlete is most likely to go into politics when done with his/her career?  It’s probably Curt Schilling—likes to talk about himself, “media friendly,” the Republican machine would probably like to give him a push.  How about least likely?  Michael Vick perhaps.  Maybe Bob Knight.  Those could be two Top 7s of their own.  Anyways, Kemp was a football player/vice-presidential candidate.

3. Jesse Ventura

He came out of nowhere to win the Minnesota governorship after previously being the mayor of a small town.  During his reign, he took a side job as an XFL analyst, which is one of those things that you don’t realize how truly amazing it is until a few years have gone by.  A governor who was a former wrestler was also doing analysis for a startup football league led by Vince McMahon.  And it was on the NBC network.  Did the XFL really happen?

2. Bill Bradley

An NBA Hall of Famer, Bradley has run for president on two occasions.  Now out of politics, he is always good for some nice harsh shots at the establishment in politics.  Always entertaining.

arnold.jpg1. Arnold

He definitely qualifies as an athlete--weightlifting, bodybuilding, Mr. Universe, Kindergarten Cop, Jingle All The Way, even an appearance on Smackdown! In 1999 to promote the horrible, atrocious movie “End of Days.”  The best part about Arnold is that he got re-elected, and it was by a landslide. 

This probably marks the 15th time in Top 7 history that two members of the movie “Predator” made the same list (don't forget Carl Weathers, people).

The Top 7 is written by Jason Major he was offered a role in Pumping Iron II, but he refused because of a bad back.  Email him at jason@joesportsfan.com
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George Washington, March 17, 2008 01:03 PM
We didn't have sports back when I was going strong; we had to kick ass the old fashioned way. You know, in wars. And don't even mention that lanky Lincoln's wrestling. I could kick his ass any day. And I can still kick yours for not putting me on this list, believe you me.
George Washington, March 17, 2008 01:03 PM
We didn't have sports back when I was going strong; we had to kick ass the old fashioned way. You know, in wars. And don't even mention that lanky Lincoln's wrestling. I could kick his ass any day. And I can still kick yours for not putting me on this list, believe you me.
kegler804, March 17, 2008 02:03 AM
Ya know what? I too would like some JSF schwag!
MEDIASPACE, March 17, 2008 01:03 AM
Not a bad request Kilo.
Jesse The Body, March 16, 2008 02:03 AM
I cant wait to drop the Body Vice on JSF.
Kilo, March 14, 2008 12:03 PM
I don't care what you say mediaspace, I'm requesting, nay, demanding some JSF schwag!
George W! Bush, March 14, 2008 10:03 AM
My dad played 1st base at Yale
Rick Mirer, March 14, 2008 09:03 AM
Because you sucked as a pro quarterback.
Heath Shuler, March 14, 2008 09:03 AM
How can i not be on this list?
Mr. Irrelevant, March 14, 2008 09:03 AM
Fuck hockey Nobody gives a goddam about hockey except for throats being slashed or good fights. their point system is stupid as fuck
kegler804, March 14, 2008 08:03 AM
TF......Ever seen Barry Melrose's suits, or Brian Engblom's mullets?? Both those chaps are on ESPN in the states, and n my opinion, they are pretty absurd. Just food for thought.
tim meadows, March 14, 2008 08:03 AM
i love hockey!
MEDIASPACE, March 14, 2008 08:03 AM
Just bc I worked hard for my return doesn't mean that this is a request box. I'm tired of everyone thinking they can copy me and start requesting stuff. Vince, nobody gives a shit about hockey. If those guys could make millions doing something else they would. They don't even like hockey.
TF, March 14, 2008 07:03 AM
There used to be a thing called Diary of a Bloosier that would pop up in the JSF "Bullpen/Best of" section. It was pretty funny. But outside of Don Cherry, which we don't get in the states, there's really no such thing as absurdity in hockey media coverage for JSF to really address.
kegler804, March 14, 2008 07:03 AM
I agree with Vince: more hockey psuedo-coverage would be nice. Actually, any hockey would be nice.
Vince, March 14, 2008 06:03 AM
It's funny, I would've thought that young men from the home town of such a classy hockey organization like the Blues would sometimes incorporate a bit more hockey news. Anywho, I would like to bring Mr. Ken Dryden to your attention. Yes, I'm Canadian - French Canadian at that - and we likes our hockeys. Dryden, as you may or may not know, was the Montreal Canadiens goaltender during their 70's dynasty. He played from '71 to '79, holding out in 73-74, won 6 Stanley Cups, 6 Vezina trophies (best goalie). He was elected to the Hall of Fame in '83. He didn't play very long, but he was the best goalie of his generation. Without being injured, he decided to stop playing at the ripe old age of 32, seeing as how he had nothing left to accomplish. None of that "I might come out of retirement if I can get a good receiver" crap, unlike a jorts-wearing athlete that shall remain unnamed.The guy became a lawyer (using that '73-'74 hold out to get his law degree) and eventually became the Toronto Maple Leafs's President, in '97. For you non-hockey fans, that's as if Brian Cashman took a job with the Red Sox.Anyways, in 2004 he started his political career, culminating in his nomination as Minister of Social Development. He ven made a bid to run the Liberal Party of Canada, which was in power at the time.So there ya go. Go Habs Go!
Tom McMillen, March 14, 2008 06:03 AM
No love for me? I was the tallest congressman ever.
Ted Kennedy, March 14, 2008 06:03 AM
In 1998, I was also a fan of Mike McGwire and Sammy Sooser.
Patrick, March 14, 2008 06:03 AM
Always a good day when former presidents and drunk politicians make an appearance.
Ted Kennedy, March 14, 2008 05:03 AM
I, er... a... I played football at Hahvahd. I was better than Jackie-boy or that pussy Bobby too! In retrospect, I should have gone out for the swim and dive team. Then maybe I'd have been able to pull Mary Jo from that cah at Chappaquiddick.
Ike, March 14, 2008 05:03 AM
I played football at West Point, ridded the world of the Nazi Menace, ended the Korean War and was elected to 2 terms as president! Shut the f' up Gerry! You backed into the presdency. I deserve to be on this list long before you!
Comet, March 14, 2008 05:03 AM
It's true. I was also offered a role in "Pumping Irene", but refused because of a small cock-a-doodle-doo!
Patrick, March 14, 2008 05:03 AM
Yeah, it was here a few weeks ago. It'll likely make an appearance every 2 to 3 weeks.
Hollywood, March 14, 2008 05:03 AM
Is the Headliner's Ball going to return?
George Halas , March 14, 2008 04:03 AM
Gerald you dont make the list because you were a pansy ass football player and a even shittier president.
George Halas , March 14, 2008 04:03 AM
Gerald you dont make the list because you were a pansy ass football player and a even shittier president.
Gerald Ford, March 14, 2008 04:03 AM
I was a badass football player at Michigan. Where's my love?
ChiTown Steve, March 14, 2008 03:03 AM
Jack Kemp was in Predator? I knew he was a bad ass!
JB, March 14, 2008 01:03 AM
Two people from Running Man too. If only the guy who played Dynamo could have been elected, we could have had three.
bk, March 14, 2008 01:03 AM
I know you want to try to hide your bias but how can you not have Brock Olivio? He hasn't won anything but his platform is "I took Social Studies."

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