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Fan of the Week :: Baseball Season Is a Week Away...
Posted by Matt Sebek, March 17, 2008
badassCardinalsFan.jpgMany sports fans around the nation have a little pep in their step because it's March Madness time. Especially since games have yet to be played in the 2008 NCAA tournament, everyone sounds like a genius around the company water cooler - no matter how insane their bracket may be.

Around our fan hunting headquarters, we're excited for one reason: we're exactly one week away from the start of the 2008 Major League Baseball schedule. Baseball season signifies the start of some serious fan hunting.

Make no mistake, the drunkards per capita at football games is *very* high...and the redneck ratio at hockey games is *very* stellar. However, there's something special about baseball fans that touches us the right way.

Maybe it's the brotherly nature of America's past time that presents a fan's willingness to express themselves....or maybe it's the overall beautiful weather during the baseball calendar season that creates a wonderful atmosphere for showing one's giant back tattoo. Maybe it's a little of both.

Nevertheless, we love baseball fans because we know what we're getting: fans that are passionate, usually intoxicated, and commonly shirtless.

We expect fat, inebriated, tattooed men. We expect, and welcome, that. But, in our dignified history of fan hunting, there's one thing we never saw coming.

Well, we'll let the pictures do the talking...


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Yes yes. Squatting in the bleaches to take a piss. Yummy. The wonderful fun hunter in Philly that submitted this photo series insists that it "was the ninth inning". But, to be perfectly honest, those women lines at the stadium bathrooms are always insane no matter what inning it is.

I'm appalled, yet extremely appreciative of the efficiency.

Don't feel too sorry for this lucky gentleman, though. He eventually made up with his lady.

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Anna, March 26, 2008 06:03 AM
Opening day is only 5 days away! Get your tickets to see the Baltimore Orioles play Tampa Bay Rays on Monday, March 31, 2008 at Camden Yards.
Rocky Mtn Highball, March 20, 2008 05:03 AM
10 bucks and a pack of Marlboros says that b!tch at Coors Field is actually a Red Sox fan...or, at least that's what she tells her co-workers, casual acquaintances and "Johns"!
TheDenverB, March 19, 2008 07:03 AM
oh, and GO ROCKIES!
TheDenverB, March 19, 2008 07:03 AM
for what it is worth, my coworkers sister got a picture of this dirty bitch doing her thing.it was the ninth inning at coors field, and she apparently couldn't wait.http://deadspin.com/sports/naked-people/a-perpetual-danger-of-sitting-on-bleachers-308641.phpthere's the shot she got of the girl. we spread this pic far and wide the day after the game in hopes of EMBARRASSING the hell out of her... sadly, we had no face shot of her, until now. IF ANYONE IN DENVER EVER SEES THIS GIRL AT A GAME AGAIN, FEEL FREE TO RIP INTO HER FOR BEING A FILTHY PIECE OF CRAP!
MEDIASPACE, March 19, 2008 07:03 AM
Carry the torch Mr. Irrelevant.
Nate Forrest Irrelevant, March 19, 2008 04:03 AM
Yeah, it sucks that we can't degrade people anymore just because they are minorities. Fuckin' Abraham Lincoln and the Emancipation Proclamation and fuckin' Lyndon Johnson and the Civil Rights Act! My great, great, great granpappy started something beautiful back in the 1870s and I'll be damned if his legacy is going to be tarnished!
MEDIASPACE, March 19, 2008 03:03 AM
BK, you are lame. I can't stand when someone is too big of a pussy they can't degrade someone just bc they are a minority. I'm not a racist bc I think ppl should shower at least once a day. For your information, I've only been white for a few years. Ashok, I appreciate you taking the time to capitalize my name in your comments.
Patrick, March 18, 2008 06:03 PM
Eff you, Sean. Open up your big mouth and say "ahhh".
kegler804, March 18, 2008 05:03 PM
HEY! Has anyone made this really awful joke yet?: Sean "The Steak" Salisbury? It's awful, I know, but I was just curious. (How's that for a nice, sudden change of subject?)
Last Comment, March 18, 2008 03:03 PM
That last comment was from The Commenter Formerly Known As Ashok. I mean, that might be obvious to some people, but probably not the Donkey King.
The Commentor Formerly Known A, March 18, 2008 03:03 PM
I'm really not sure what I did to Mr. Irrelevant, MEDIASPACE, and Donkey King, but I think from now on I think I will post comments under the name Joe Smith. That is, unless you know a guy named Joe that once forgot to brush his teeth some morning when you were in college. Donkey, I didn't say I was born in Philadelphia. I said I was a native to the Philadelphia area. Learn the difference, moron.
Donkey King, March 18, 2008 01:03 PM
Hey Ashok - you may have lived in Philly but you are not a native. To be a native means that you were born there...were you born in Philly cock bite? The skank in the photo is a Cubs fan - she's drunk, her ass is exposed and she's not paying attention to the game.
Sebek, March 18, 2008 11:03 AM
Alright, now I'm convinced that MEDIASPACE and Mr. Irrelevant are Michael Irvin and Sean Salisbury.
Mr. Irrelevant, March 18, 2008 11:03 AM
I swear MEDIASPACE is the only person who understands me here. I am not racist by no means I just speak the truth. Hey MEDIASPACE those guys probably shower everyday it's just their food smells like straight asshole. I live next door to some Patel's when the smell of their food goes through the vents We all have to go outside for air or we'll throw up. I swear smell that food it'll make you wanna puke. That's not racist it's the truth.
bk, March 18, 2008 10:03 AM
I think I miss the old MEDIASPACE who would lamely ask for his namesake feature and not divulge disturbing racial epithets.
MEDIASPACE, March 18, 2008 09:03 AM
I have some indian guys at work right now that are not showering. That puts me in a blind rage like Mr. I. Ashok, could you lend some reasoning to this? I hear it's religious. If so, im getting ready to make them martyrs because that shit is unacceptable.
smitty, March 18, 2008 09:03 AM
what a drunk skank.
Ashok, March 18, 2008 08:03 AM
If it really helps any, I can switch my name to something like Apu. But the grammar thing comes from the first time you called me out, you wrote something like, "your stupid". I thought that was really funny. But seriously, man, get over your 7th grade experiences.
That Dude, March 18, 2008 08:03 AM
And a new friendship if forged over the art of Bleacher Pissing.
Sebek, March 18, 2008 08:03 AM
sebben, good follow up on the Deadpsin linkage. I don't remember that being posted.
Mr, Irrelevant, March 18, 2008 08:03 AM
Alright I apologize to Ashok. Sorry I have been a prick to you. My hate started in 7th grade when I had a stupid Indian kid in my class named Ashok I hated that asshole I guess whenever I see the name Ashok I just go into a blind rage. And when I see oh learn how to spell or stuff like that it pisses me off. Since when is it cool to have good grammar?
Baloo, March 18, 2008 07:03 AM
It's Coors Field. Look at this picture and you can see the same luxury boxes right beside the right field foul pole. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Coors_Field_Pano.jpg
Patrick, March 18, 2008 07:03 AM
No way DC would be that packed. It's Coor's Field. What do I win?
Johnnie Utah, March 18, 2008 07:03 AM
That's not the Jake, the photo appears to be pointing to the right field foul pole. Inside the Jake the right field stadium area is wide open with a patio and bar. What about DC?
sebben, March 18, 2008 07:03 AM
It's Coors Field. A picture of the same girl (taken from another angle) appeared on Deadspin last October. It does not settle the "stain" question, though.http://deadspin.com/sports/naked-people/a-perpetual-danger-of-sitting-on-bleachers-308641.php
Ashok, March 18, 2008 07:03 AM
I'm not saying it is Cleveland, but I know it isn't Philly. Mr. Irrelevant, the reasons I know this are as follows.As was posted by an unnamed commenter, there are no luxury boxes in either corner set up like the ones in the picture.Every seat at Citizens Bank Park is blue. I don't think there are any bleachers.The lighting is wrong.I hope these reasons satisfy your curiosity as to why the pictures could not have been taken in Philadelphia.Now, the reason I made this point in the first place is that one of the first comments said that it had to be Philly because nobody could smell the fresh urine. Being a native of the Philadelphia area and still a fan of their teams, I was just trying to set the record straight.And, Mr. Irrelevant, I'm sorry I forgot to check my comments with you before I posted them. I know that you can't stand them and they get you upset. In the future, I'll be sure to run them all through you so you can berate me some more. I know my comments don't match up to the great insight you bestow upon readers of JSF every day.Have a nice day, Mr. Irrelevant.
Badsin, March 18, 2008 06:03 AM
Citizen's Bank Park does not have bleacher seating either. It is pretty unbelievable that people from Cleveland would do stupid things when they are drunk, I mean they never threw beer bottles at referees or anything.
Patrick, March 18, 2008 06:03 AM
Yes; Mr. I, the fould language and namecalling of fellow commenters is prohibited on JSF grounds. Tell him you're sorry.
Ashok, March 18, 2008 06:03 AM
Mr. Irrelevant, I've been there, asshole. What the hell would you know about it? But, hey, at least you've learned the difference between your and you're.
Patrick, March 18, 2008 06:03 AM
What about Coor's Field?
Mr. Irrelevant, March 18, 2008 05:03 AM
Hey, ashok you're a fucking dickhead. and inspector closeau their aint some people wrapped in blankets their is 1 person and it looks like a towel he probably got at the stadium. how the fuck do you figure it's not in Philly.
Inspector Clouseau, March 18, 2008 05:03 AM
From the clothing that people are wearing, it has to be September (some are wrapped in blankets, some in t-shirts, but none are wearing shorts). The stadium also looks to be packed. And from the final (straddling) picture, it looks as though they are in straight-away center field (if the foul pole we see is in fact the right-field foul pole). Could be the LF foul pole, but those would be too good of seats for a mid-game pisser. I'm agreeing with ashok that it's the Jake. The Jake has seats that go out to nearly straight-away CF. And Cleveland also has the type of drunk bitches that would piss at their seats and then make out 20 minutes later.
kegler804, March 18, 2008 04:03 AM
I stand corrected. I now see the undeis aroung the knees. Though i am not sure that the "stain" is not just a shadow, or trick of light. Of course, I have been wrong before. It is hard for me to properly scrutinize the picture while my managers are walking around the office. Had I been able to devote more time to staring at her undies (sigh), then I have confidence that I would have noticed that. ........I'd still do her.
the truth, March 18, 2008 04:03 AM
In my area, The Rio Grande Valley, when you go to a "futbol" game, sitting in the good seats gives you about a 20% chance to have urine thrown at you from the upperdeck. So if you ever hear "Hay viene el agua del Rinon" duck b/c someone is either peeing off the upperdeck or pee'd in a cup and is throwing it at you......I am seriously considering moving away!
Ashok, March 18, 2008 04:03 AM
My guess is that it is Jacob's Field in Cleveland. It is still really funny, though.
Sebek, March 18, 2008 04:03 AM
Her underwear is around her knees. And yes, that's her asscrack around back.
Ashok, March 18, 2008 03:03 AM
That isn't Philly. I'm not sure where it is, but it isn't at Citizens Bank Park.
kegler804, March 18, 2008 03:03 AM
I think what looks like her underwear is in fact the untanned portion of her derrier.
kegler804, March 18, 2008 03:03 AM
Uh.....Sebek, and Meathead...........I don't think that's a stain. I think we are looking at the beginning of her cute little ass-crack. I don't think she is wearing any underwear. I could be wrong though. What do you all think?
Sebek, March 18, 2008 03:03 AM
Um, yea....good observation, meathead. I hate you.
Mr. Irrelevant, March 18, 2008 03:03 AM
Thats fucking nasty yet awesome. I bet that bitch didn't even wipe herself I figured something like that would happen at Wrigley, bitches be wasted there.
Meathead, March 18, 2008 03:03 AM
Is it me, or is there a little "stain" on the girl's underwear?
Lil Davey, March 18, 2008 03:03 AM
Not surprised. I saw a guy get kicked out of Veteran's Stadium for taking a pilsner at the very top of the upper deck.
Citizens Bank Park Clean-Up Cr, March 18, 2008 02:03 AM
God Damn It!!!
ChiTown Steve, March 18, 2008 02:03 AM
I am willing to go out on a limb and bet that the girl was drunk.
Patrick, March 18, 2008 02:03 AM
The fan with the whiteish cap on is clearly uncomfortable in the 2nd photo.
JB, March 18, 2008 01:03 AM
Nothing says hard cord baseball fan like straddling your man in the bleachers.
bk, March 18, 2008 01:03 AM
Of course it's Philly. Anywhere else and someone might notice the sudden smell of urine.
Jason, March 18, 2008 01:03 AM
freaking awesome.

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