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Whatcha Gonna Dooo, Daughter, When the Hulkster Rubs Wild on You!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by Patrick Imig, April 30, 2008
WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING HULKAMANIACS?  AS I SAT AT THE POOL AND SAW DAUGHTER BROOKE GLISTENING IN THE SUN, AS I SAW THE UV RAYS PENETRATING HER SKIN, MAN, I KNEW THEN THAT THE POWER OF ALL MY HULKAMANIACS WASN'T ENOUGH TO PROTECT HER BODY FROM THE HARMFUL MOTHER NATURE, BROTHER!!! 

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I KNEW THE ONLY WAY TO PROTECT HER, WOULD BE TO RUB HER DOWN IN OIL AND SPF LOTION, BROTHER!  AS I RUBBED IT UP AND DOWN HER BODY, MEAN GENE, I WANTED TO BE SURE TO COVER ALL MY BASES.  THAT SUN CAN BE DANGEROUS, MAN! 

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YEAH, SHE SAYS HER PRAYERS, DOES HER TRAININ' AND TAKES HER VITAMINS, BROTHER, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE U-V RAYS?  WHAT  ABOUT THE U-V RAYS, MAN?  THESE HANDS ARE WHERE THE POWER LIES, MAN!  THESE HANDS ON THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD CAN PROTECT ANYONE!!! 

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AS I USED THE STRONGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD TO CREATE A SUN-SHIELD, BROTHER, I KNEW, I HAD TO GO INTO THE DARKEST, DEEPEST CORNERS!  SURE IT MIGHT SEEM CREEPY, BUT A HULK'S GOTTA DO WHAT A HULK'S GOTTA DO!

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SO WATCHA GONNA DOOOO, SKIN CANCER, WHEN THE HULKSTER, DAUGHTER BROOKE, THE HULK'S DIRTY FINGER AND ALL MY HULKAMANIACS RUN WIILLLDDDD ON YOUUUUUuuuuuuuu!?!?!?!?!?

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im stupid , April 7, 2009 08:04 PM
That waz straight up weird. He has a futer of abuse. harsh man.
chris, July 28, 2008 06:07 AM
i would of burried my face in brookes ass
No Fear, April 30, 2008 01:04 PM
You know what's even worse than the Hulkster sliding his lotiony finger up his own daughter's ass crack? Those shorts! What is this, 1997?
Amber, April 30, 2008 10:04 AM
according to this picture he is rubbing on his daughter and not the new GF, but it's really hard to tell the difference between them. either way it's creepy. http://jezebel.com/385202/hulk-hogan-having-trouble-telling-girlfriend-from-daughter
Jack Handy, April 30, 2008 09:04 AM
That has to be his daughter. Look at her nose and dimples. Was this taken at the polygamist sect's Texas ranch before it was raided?
kegler804, April 30, 2008 08:04 AM
Now THATS some photo-journalism that interests me. Brings up an interesting question though....Would anyone out there pay to see the Hulk stick his finger in her ass? Do you think that could be a new pay-per-view for th WWE? Lets call Vince right now!
Patrick, April 30, 2008 07:04 AM
That is Hulk's new girlfriend... creepy because she's similar looking to his daughter.
ChrisB, April 30, 2008 07:04 AM
Agreed, this is creepy, but who is the hottie on the left?
Patrick, April 30, 2008 06:04 AM
It would appear he's going to places his finger never should be, yes. A little creepy. The ass rubs are creepy too, for that matter.
Mr. Irrelevant, April 30, 2008 06:04 AM
Did the Hulkster just put his finger up his daughter's ass?

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