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lakerFans.jpgThe weather turned nice in St. Louis, which can only mean one thing - more shirtless, tattooed, rednecks at Busch Stadium.  We're going to resist the urge to post more picture of our dear neighbors, and focus on something a little more nationally relevant.

Game 6 of the NBA Finals between the Lakers and Celtics takes place tonight.  As the series travels nearly 3,000 miles across the country to Boston, we're left with a collection of fan pictures from Games 3-5 at the Staple Center.

The guys over at WithLeather.com have done a fabulous job documenting the copious amount of celebrities and attention whores that attended Lakers games over the past week.

Coupled with the insane amount of fan interviews during breaks in action, anyone outside of the general Los Angeles area must think the 19,000 in attendance has their own IMDB page, record label, or house in the Hollywood hills.

But our senior fan hunters at JSF Headquarters know better.  Let's take a look at the real L.A.

Official Analysis: Between the whole cop car, Kobe rape thing, and the fact that this automobile has seemingly been involved in an accident, impounded, or both...there are so many jokes here, we can't decide on one.

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 Official Analysis: Yet another reason why we recommend not inserting permanent ink below your outer epidermis that reference static structures or locations.  Structures go away, location don't, and people often relocate.  The once die-hard Cardinals fan (sorry, World) now looks like an absolute mongoloid in L.A.

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 Official Analysis: Don't let any of your so-called "successful" friends that have moved out to the West Coast tell you that every chick that lives in L.A. is a "9 or above".

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Official Analysis: You don't have to drive a Ferrari or Bentley in Hollywood for people to know you're a true Lakers fan.  And believe us, nothing says "Lakers fan" like spelling "Lakers" with a "Z"...or double "A"....or draping your back hatch with New York bumper stickers.

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Official Analysis: Phil Jackson is currently denying all reports that this is, in fact, his father.

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Official Analysis: Can we go ahead and lock this guy up before he steals Justin Timberlake's jewelry?  Despite being completely ridiculous, that is absolutely the ugliest shirt we've seen in quite some time.

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Official Analysis: As if you needed further proof, we conclude that not *all* Lakers fans are celebrities.

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Meanwhile, in Boston....

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We actually would've gained a tremendous amount of respect for Mr. Belichick should he have donned the hoody while sitting court-side.

(cheers to fan hunters PhotoDogger and Itinerant for some good L.A. submissions)
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Afraidofedhochuli, June 18, 2008 05:06 AM
Guys, do you happen to know where they took that car? If I don't get it back by 5 my wife is going to KILL me.
MMA Guy, June 17, 2008 04:06 PM
Spanish Vice Lords.
gd, June 17, 2008 02:06 PM
That guy with the tattoo isn't from St. Louis. Instead, he belongs to a rather notorious latino gang that uses St. Louis Cardinals imagery...
Alonzo Moseley, June 17, 2008 10:06 AM
Why are the grades in the 3rd quarter a different color than the others? Is "3rd quarter" ghetto-slang for something?
Sebek, June 17, 2008 10:06 AM
Yea, I don't understand the whole joke behind the "F" in Snitchin'. He obviously did poorly in the class to earn an F. However, what was the structure of the class? All of the classes are surrounded behind the idea of being "ghetto"....so it would seem to reason that the "snitchin" class would be how "not to snitch". So, this guy is bad at snitchin'...which makes him extremely un-ghetto...which makes me wonder why he would wear the shirt to promote that he's a snitcher. Weird.
Sammy the Bull, June 17, 2008 10:06 AM
I was the valedictorian of my class, due to the A I got in snitchin.
Eric T, June 17, 2008 09:06 AM
Well that's just crazy. Why would they go through the trouble of a class that they don't want people to do well in. That F will really drag down the GPA. Wouldn't they be better served with a class on how/why to not snitch?
Sebek, June 17, 2008 09:06 AM
The "F-" were received in the class "snitchin".
Wilbone, June 17, 2008 08:06 AM
Hef's smiling because he knows I'm talking good care of his girl in the VIP room at LES Deux
Chad Sexington, June 17, 2008 08:06 AM
Those ladies are right down my proverbial alley./Fan of several Dirty Sanchez websites.
Eric T, June 17, 2008 08:06 AM
What's gets you all F's in the ghetto? I'm sorry, F-minus's in the ghetto. I can't make it out. I bet Jevon Walker failed big-time in that school. Too soon?
Mark D, June 17, 2008 07:06 AM
Reason #78 why I'm glad I abandoned the NBA in 1991. At least the Lakers have ditched those hideous "home" yellows for white uniforms.
Alonzo Moseley, June 17, 2008 06:06 AM
I can't figure out if the first photo is a still from a "Weekend at Bernie's" movie, or if it's a picture of Hugh Hefner.
Sir-Mix-Alot, June 17, 2008 06:06 AM
Love those girls with the big booties. Yeah, baby got back and then some !
John R., June 17, 2008 05:06 AM
The mullet looks like a beaver pelt.
Sebek, June 17, 2008 05:06 AM
The mullet picture is like the Transformer of haircuts - business, mullet, and rat tail all in one.
Lakers suck, June 17, 2008 04:06 AM
I knew Laker fans were nothing but bandwagoners, but I didn't know there were so many ugly ones.
Ernest, June 17, 2008 04:06 AM
Belichick looks like he's about to slug his wife.
JB, June 17, 2008 04:06 AM
Is the Kobe jersey mullet a man or woman? Really could go either way.
Badsin, June 17, 2008 02:06 AM
Is that Belichick's daughter or does his son just able to pull chicks by dropping lines like My fahtha just scoowed tickets quartside
bk, June 17, 2008 02:06 AM
The authorities have their back turned to Belichick yet again.
Jason, June 17, 2008 02:06 AM
Read the "class names" on the Ghetto shirt. They're priceless. Playaz Ed, Hoodchop Shop, Chill Checking.
JS, June 16, 2008 11:06 PM
Hoodie is spying on Rasheed.
Patrick, June 16, 2008 05:06 PM
There definitely are some bowling balls in that ass.
How do you spell retard?, June 16, 2008 05:06 PM
@JasonYou mean...That is an extremely huge ass in the last picture.Ghetto Report Card...I don't know what to say.
Gregory, June 16, 2008 04:06 PM
Wow - even St. Louis would be proud of that mullet.
Matt Sussman, June 16, 2008 04:06 PM
I don't know. I think that girl on the left is a 9.5ON THE RICHTER SCALE
Jason, June 16, 2008 04:06 PM
That is an insanely huge ass in picture number three.

Bob Horner

Once played an entire game in Japan in a Godzilla costume. Horner hit two homeruns in the game.

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