By the way....he better than Montana

The best quarterback ever. I've never seen such talent since Joe Montana.

favres a kick ass player

3 mvp iron man 11 records 18 seasons gunslinger10 pro bowls 2 superbowls 1 sb won funny amazing over 40 combacks whats not to love about old

HEY FELLOW BRETT FAVRE FANS....My husband just finished the website for a (green bay based) company that is making a Brett Favre Tribute Jersey. They are really nice looking, I just got to try one on.. and they literally JUST went on sale YESTERDAY. That means its very likely that you could be the first to score one in your neighborhood!! Check em out at myjetpackjersey.com!Just thought you'd all like to know!! I LOVE FOOTBALL SEASON!!!!!

I'm seriously disappointed by the lack of a John Madden card.

As a lifelong Packers fan this was hilarious. Bye bye Redneck Hamlet, the New York media is going to chew you up and spit you out. Peter King, Chris Mortensen, John Clayton, hell . . . ALL OF ESPN are going to have go into major spin control. Skip Bayless, a guy that never missed a chance to take a shot at Favre, is almost weeping over poor Brett's "misfortunes". ESPN must've sent out a company memo about the Brett Favre TPS form. BTW, I think I loathe the idiots whining over poor Favre, who dicked the Packers around long enough, more than Favre's stupid diva shenanigans. That card is spot on.

Where's Madden?

You've got some of your heights and weights way off. I know Berman is at least 6'4", and Deanna Favre is probably taller.

Very nice. Add every cornerback in the league to this list of cards and you got it down.

Favre is the greatest qb ever ted thompson is a major leauge a-hole, by the way the mullets are few and far between here in WI. and that ignoran comment makes you a major league a-hole

I would spend at leats a couple hundred bucks for a set of these.

I can confirm that Berman bought me a bottle of wine and tried to take me back to his place to celebrate "Favre Day."

Wisconsin make not have a corner on the market for obese mulletheads per se, but Lambeau Field certainly does. The camera angles don't lie, and I have eyes.

As a lifelong Packer fan and someone who has followed his career closely, I must say this was very funny. Good stuff! Anybody who doesn't see the humor in this needs to get a life. Love him or hate him you have to acknowledge the talent he was/is.

Honestly, I didn't think about Deanna Favre's past battles with breast cancer when making this particular card. Surrounded by other items such as "shopping sprees", I figured it was clear that my motive for including such items were to indicate her affinity for material possessions and attention. Nevertheless, I can see how some would be affected by the connection to a serious topic such as breast cancer...thus, the item has been removed from the card. Thanks for the input.

Dear @,The Cheesehead description isn't funny writing for the simple fact that Wisconsin doesn't have a corner on the market for either obesity or mullets, and is therefore NOT spot-on comedy gold. If you'd read somewhere that everyone in Florida is elderly, would that somehow make you laugh?

I have my own line of cards. Each one is a picture of me (taken by House) jerking off to a picture of a differerent Boston luminary. There's Tom Brady, Larry Bird, Josh Beckett, Ben Affleck, KG and more. I also have a special "Dousche Bag Hypocrite" series in which I crap on a picture of Doc Rivers after every Celtics loss and a standard card of me pleasing myself to the same picture after every win.

Where's the Cowboys card? They have to love Favre more than the rest of the league combined. Guaranteed "W"

Commenter Matt, I don't think you get to make censorship suggestions. I do find it odd that you had a problem with the breast implant shot, but not at the prescription drug abuse. Wisconsin is weird.

Seriously, Darren Sharper, Mike Brown, and any other safety who had the pleasure of padding their wallet with Favre picks should have their own cards.Odd that Peter King and Favre are the same height and weight. Of course, I think King's weight varies between 210 and 260, depending on how often he's getting those 550 calorie lattes.

I noticed a few cheap shots on some of these, but had a hard time finding anything comedic about ALL of them.  This was supposed to be funny, right?  This is weak, bush-league writing.

Heh heh. Well done. Where is the card for ill timed, team killing interceptions?

Not sure which is better, the cards or the comments! And this is coming from a life-long Packer fan, and up until about a month ago, Favre fan. I want him to just go away now.But I do think the crack about Deanna and her breast implants is out of line. Don't delete the card, but that line could probably be replaced.

Where is the John Madden card? Or should I say John Madden poster?

Where is the card for Bus Cook?

That is sick and wrong to mention "breast implants" about Deanna. Gerald crudely writes: "Hey, if Deanna is going to sell and write a book and interject herself into the public, she deserves it."That is tasteless, absolutely tasteless. Yes, she wrote a book. It was a book that helped raise awareness of breast cancer, a book that offered encouragement for regular mammograms, a book that offered prayers for different times in one's life, and a book that raised money for her foundation to help people.Please take the card off NOW!

from someone in wisconsin who is sick of barve, ted thompson, mike mc carthy and mark murphy...this is brilliant!!!! made me pee myself laughing so hard!!!!

Hey, if Deanna is going to sell and write a book and interject herself into the public, she deserves it.

The cards are quite funny, but the one about Deanna is below the belt. Duh, she is a breast cancer survivor, the the "implants" are probably reconstructions after her mastectomy. Leave her out of it.

Peter King, Chris Berman, John Madden.Who says homosexuals can't come out of the closet in the NFL? All you need is to be a gunslinger like those guys in Brokeback Mountain and those three will cover your... well..., you get the idea.

Brett Favre should die of gonhorrea and rot in hell...

Actually Favre threw 6 picks in that 45-17 playoff loss to the Rams in 2001. The excuses were pretty standard - "just trying too hard to make something happen", "carrying the team on his shoulders", blah, blah. I assure you, no one on this site is jealous of Brett Favre or wishes that freaking circus was playing in St. Louis.

Thanks for the info, John. You're an ass.

A plane like that probably weighs around 400,000 lbs., not 275,000 lbs as you have posted.

Jealous of Favre?BWAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Easy there Lowell. I actually love Favre. Especially those 5 picks he threw in the 2002 Divisional Playoff game against the Rams.

It never ceases to amaze me just how jealous you guys are. Favre is the best QB to ever step on a football field. St. Louis is a pathetic sports city.

I had Kinko's print these out. Thanks guys.

Where's my card? You do know that rooting for Favre is like rooting for America, don't you?

So necessary and so awesome. Nice job, fellas.

No madden card???

wow just wow

Every picture of Peter King makes me laugh.

Tubby's MMQB column, titled "Brett who? Catching up with the 2,500 players not named Favre" contains the word Favre about 8000 times. Good one Pete.

No way Peter weighs any less than 340 lbs. Bet the house on it. That blubbery vat of Favre "goodness" has a write up about food in his camp updates - for Christ's sakes. Coffeenerdness(?) - WTF? Don't mistake any of that s#$% for actual journalistic ability - that's just his fat a$$ doing the talking. This Favre nonsense has got to stop already - Can't we pay off the gunslingers to just shoot HIM? Anybody collecting?I do agree with Gregory. Best Favre coverage thus far - although Madden has a legit beef too - he should have his own limited edition card... What about the Blonde bomber? Shouldn't he have a "Good ole Southern boy " limited edition card? Christ they are like kin!!

Classic...just classic. I freakin hate Favre.

freaking awesome

I think your missing at least 2 cards, 1 for ESPN and 1 for everybody in North America

The best Favre coverage I've seen in weeks.

I would've thought King's weight would be that of Brett on the scale with Pete halfway up his ass. Say 550 give or take a few.

Peter King lists his weight at 222 because that's Favre's weight.

King weighs 222 lbs? Maybe with one foot on the scale.

hey..where is my card?? it is well documented that my man crush for #4 is much greater than any of these bums! did you hear me defend him last night during the hof game?? i still try to masturbate to him though i haven't seen my penis in quite a few years now.