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Sports Illustrated is currently running a photo of Olympic gold-medalist, Shawn Johnson, which seemingly highlights her Iowa roots.

If you're anything like me, you may be wondering...what's creepier than featuring a 16 year old girl tip-toeing across a balance beam above dead corn stalks?

Well - here's your answer.  Take focus to the bottom left-hand corner of the photo and notice the ominous hand emerging from below.  No, that's not photoshopped...and yea, it's more than a little strange.

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We couldn't help but wonder...whose hand is it?  Who would have the motive?  We observe the possibilities...

Bela Karoyli - Former United States Gymnastics Coach, Recent YouTube celebrity

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No harm or ill-intent coming from Bela.  Bela feverishly deems it necessary to give his girls a spot whenever they get up on that bar, even if it's just a photoshoot.  Truth be told, he's probably just hiding from Bob Costas.

He Kexin - Chinese gymnast

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Looking for dropped passport which reveals she's actually 9 years old.

Valeri Luikin - Father and Coach of Gold Medalist, Nastia Liukin

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Still angry about his daughter taking silver to Johnson on the balance beam in China.  Looking to grab ankles on the dismount.

Tim Daggett - Former Olympic gold-medalist, current NBC Gymnastic Commentator

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Due to legal constraints, Tim isn't allowed within 150 feet of the balance beam during competitive matches.  As Tim will gladly tell you, this is *not* an official competition, and he can take his camera with a telescopic lens where ever he pleases.

Ray Kinsella - "Field of Dreams"

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Stumbled upon the gymnastic apparatus after his daily marijuana-induced stroll through the cornfield looking for Ray Liotta, and "that black guy that sounds like Darth Vader".
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Tips, September 26, 2008 03:09 AM
Excellent Find. It's Bluto...Tipshttp://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2008/09/creepy-si-womens-gymnastics-photo.html
Tim Daggett, September 26, 2008 03:09 AM
Looking good, boys. Then again - all boys look good to me.
Scott @ WFNY, September 26, 2008 03:09 AM
I vote for Mark Chmura
Jason, September 25, 2008 10:09 AM
Excellent find. Yes, creepy.
Ernest, September 25, 2008 09:09 AM
Come on, it's obviously the hand of Malachai, coming to make Shawn Johnson one of his minions. It's obvious!

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