With the story out this week about Sean Salisbury, it seems timely, as well as downright necessary, to run down the best perverted stories involving those who bring us the analysis on our favorite sports.  Thanks a lot for the idea, Sean, it is greatly appreciated.

7. Mike Tirico
He was suspended from ESPN in 1992 for sexual harassment.  That’s right when sexual harassment really started to catch on, so he is more of a pioneer than an all-time great.

6. Jerry Lawler
In case you don’t consider wrestling a sport, you can still include The King on the list from his days as an XFL announcer!  I’m proud to say that I was lucky enough to attend an XFL game, as I saw my Memphis Maniax…well, can’t say who they played or what they did that game, I left at halftime.  It was one of the most miserable experiences that I have had.

5. Gary Miller
This one sparked a debate amongst the staff at Joe Sports Fan.  Is peeing off of a balcony onto some cops considered perverted?  After several e-mails, we decided that the answer was yes because a) It could be considered a golden shower, and b) Peeing on people is always good for a chuckle.  So congrats, Gary, you made it!  He makes all of us Southern Illinois grads proud!

4. Tim McCarver
Don’t think that he isn’t getting off on those cutesy little comments that he makes.  Like this one, from the National League Division Series, "It's understandable for a guy to love curves... if you get my drift."  Sick, McCarver is the drunk Uncle everyone in the family tries to avoid.

 3. Sean Salisbury
Salisbury took a picture of his penis and showed it to some female co-workers.  He will also probably be quite pissed off at not being higher on the list for an effort like that.  “What do I have to do!?”

2. Harold Reynolds
Harold was fired from ESPN for sexual harassment, although it is still unclear what exactly happened.  If Sean Salisbury showed his wang to some female employees and kept his job, but Harold was fired for “sexual harassment,” Harold deserves the higher spot on the list.  That is, unless this is like Ravishing Rick Rude getting suspended for life from the WWF for talking bad about Big Bossman’s mother, yet Jake Roberts is not reprimanded for allowing a cobra to bite the Macho Man.  In that case, I say bring back Harold!  This is an injustice!

1. Marv Albert
Between the infamy of the case and the popularity of Bitin’ Marv, there is no way that he could be shut out of the top spot.  Panties anyone?

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