Rightfully so, the parental justification for many retarded celebrities is always a topic for discussion. Britney Spears shaves her head , and we question her right to bear children. Michael Jackson fondles a preschooler, or hangs a baby over a balcony , we question his right to raise children. Granted, these two might be terrible opening examples since their retard-levels are abnormally high.

However, if the same scrutiny was inflicted upon the general public at athletic events, I think Family Services would have their plate full. See Exhibit A below:

I'm not one to point fingers at parental figures - since I don't have any children of my own. But the idea of this man raising a member of our country's youth is somewhat laughable.

What's the conversation like at the dinner table before this guy heads out for the game? If Junior is slouching in his chair...or eating with his mouth open, and Dad says, "HEY!! Sit up straight!!" or "Close your mouth when you eat!!"...it seems like a legit response for Junior to respond, "Suck it, Dad. You're wearing a freakin' bird costume."