SeaFence, LLC
543 Brook Street
Laguna Beach, CA 92651

October 23, 2007

Dear Occupant of Seat 1, Row B, Section 148,

The brain trust here at Seafence, LLC sincerely commends your actions in the Rams/Seahawks game at Qwest Field on Sunday, October 21, 2007.

Although completely asinine and moronic, your attempts for creativity provided our company with countless stints of free advertising on national television. Every time a field goal or extra point attempt was staged on the North end of the stadium, there you were - with your masterpiece held high above your head.

"SEA" in one hand...and a fence in the other.

Because most onlookers thought to themselves, "What in God's name is sea-fence? That gargantuan man doesn't mean D-fence, does he?" our website (http://www.seafence.net) received 67 hits on Sunday - a personal best and more than triple our previous high of 21.

The legal representatives here at SeaFence, LLC discussed the possibility of suing you for copyright infringement, or sending one of our Seattle sources down to your seats to confiscate your belongings for unauthorized use of our brand name. But, quite frankly, it appeared as if your waistline spanned the width of 3 regularly-sized men and your head appeared to be larger than a lineman with his helmet on. More importantly, when we observed you holding up the sign when your hometown Seahawks were on offense and defense, we realized you didn't know your ass from a hole in the ground...and thought it would be best to extend a simple sign of gratitude.

Sincerely,

The Legal Body of SeaFence, LLC

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