Sean is upset that SI didn't like the picture he submitted from his cell phone.

It was damn satisfying too.

Who doesn't jerk it to Brett Favre? He's a gunslinger.

totally had him pegged for Vaseline brand.

Kilo's been using his lotion to his Duncan Hunter collage.

You're all sick. And classless. I've been using up my lotion to that Prince pick from a few days ago.

Look at how soft and supple his hands are.

Who uses lotion? KY Baby

AWESOME.

Ohhhh baby! The King household ran low on vaseline when this SI hit the shelves. Favre on the cover and me replacing Reilly on the back page.

I wouldn't picture Senior Angry to use Original Scent.. come to think about it.. i wouldn't want to picture him doing anything anywhere near the vacinity of his no no zone.

I wouldn't picture Senior Angry to use Original Scent.. come to think about it.. i wouldn't want to picture him doing anything anywhere near the vacinity of his no no zone.

My Favre.

Brett Favre is so Now.

Oh dear GOD...just what I needed before I head out to the bars tonight! What a laugh!!!

He captured America, silly.

so ummm what exactly did farve do to win the award? besides not throw a ton of picks?

I had 25 bottles of Jergens ready because I expected the Red Sox to win. Damn you, America!

Beating off to Brett Favre is like (everybody now!) beating off to America!

Jokes are like nick names...they never get old!

If you've got a problem with Salisbury jerkin' with Jergens, GET OVER IT!

Amazing. Simply amazing.