JoeSportsFan

[dey-noo-mahn]
–noun
1. the final resolution of the intricacies of a plot, as of a drama.
2. the outcome or resolution of a doubtful series of occurrences.
3. the end. 


4. the Saints defense holding the Louisville offense to 14 points.

Reggie Bush does nothing in win over Falcons
With Bush on the sidelines, Aaron Stecker earned 20 carries for 100 yards for New Orleans in Monday's beatdown of the Falcons.  Drew Brees did his thing as well, throwing 41 times with 3 scores and 328 yards passing. 

At 6-7, the Saints are very alive in the NFC, and have a *big* matchup with the 6-7 Cardinals at home this coming Sunday.  They'll close out the year with Philadelphia at home and then go on the road to visit Chicago.  Aw, the Saints will end their regular season against the two teams they played in the playoffs last year.  How nice!

Had it not been for questionable playcalling in Week 13 (okay, it was a terrible call), the Bucs (I mean the Saints, dam**t) would be tied for first in the NFC South at 7-6 with Tampa Bay.  Instead, they'll be fighting until the end.  Their division masters, the Buccaneers, have Atlanta at home, then go on the road to San Francisco and come back home in Week 17 to host the Panthers.  In other words, the Bucs should finish no worse than 10-6. 

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Ineterestingly, the Falcons hosted the Saints and Monday Night Football on a day when M. Vick was sentenced to 23 months in prison.  Not only that, he'll be forced into some weird, McDonalds/Hamburglar bondage.

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Sketches courtesy of William Hennessy Jr.

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Throughout the proceedings, Vick sought advice from his assistant attorney, Orel Hershiser. 



At one point, M. Vick realized he wanted some hamburgers.

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Not today, my friend.  You're in prison!

You'd think they wouldn't bring McDonald's into the fray, what with brother Marcus' penchant for waving guns at the McPlayPlace.  (That was a zinger, no?)

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Cab driver mistakenly asks if pro football is fake
Broncos Punter Todd Sauerbraun is facing assault chargesafter beating up on a cab driver, according to the AP.  This is the same Sauerbraun who was suspended for an "illegal dietary supplement" and was associated with steroids a few years ago.  THE STEROIDS DID IT.     

!THEY DID IT, I SAY!
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frank caliendo, November 13, 2008 07:11 PM
ya all is bitchis
Monkey Pants, December 11, 2007 08:12 AM
My bad, Pat. It was too early in the morning for me to figure it out...and the Bucs comment made me assume you were just high when you wrote this.
Kilo, December 11, 2007 04:12 AM
Aside from the direct Louisville connection, the Falcons offense is about as effective as a college playing against an NFL defense.

Robble, robble, bitches is the funniest thing I've ever read.
TF, December 11, 2007 03:12 AM
Pat: I blame society for making pics of Hamburglar so readily accessible at all hours of the night. Is nothing sacred!?
Patrick, December 11, 2007 03:12 AM
I think I need to put a cap on the lateness of my posts. Anything past 12:30 AM should no longer be accepted into Joe Mustache's system.
TF, December 11, 2007 03:12 AM
First fooball and now this!? Better stop drinking on the job, Pat.
Hamburglar, December 11, 2007 03:12 AM
Better watch yo' back and don't drop the soap cuz I'm waitin' fo' ya, Vick.

...robble, robble, bitches.
Patrick, December 11, 2007 02:12 AM
and monkey pants, Chris Redman is the quarterback and Bobby Petrino is the coach, hence... Louisville offense.
Patrick, December 11, 2007 02:12 AM
yeah, bite me, all of you. (and i mean that in the most fun, nicest way possible)
Weak, December 11, 2007 02:12 AM
I'm gonna go ahead and make this bold prediction: the Bucs are going to end the season tied with Tampa Bay, and it's going to create a difficult situation for the NFL because neither team holds a tie-breaker over the other.
Monkey Pants, December 11, 2007 02:12 AM
"the Saints defense holding the Louisville offense to 14 points." WTF??
Dave, December 11, 2007 02:12 AM
Good to see the ghost of Ben Franklin lurking in the background of Vick's legal team. I'm sure he has sage advice for the troubled young man.
That Guy, December 10, 2007 11:12 PM
Also, is the Judge Mills Lane calling the shots in the court room?
That Guy, December 10, 2007 11:12 PM
"...the Bucs would be tied for first in the NFC South at 7-6 with Tampa Bay."
Grimace, December 10, 2007 06:12 PM
I could eat a few hamburgers right about now.

Butch Metzger

Currently, Butch Metzger sits on the Board of Trustees of Abercrombie and Fitch - a position which can be attributed to starting the "collared shirt underneath the jersey" trend.

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