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Patrick Imig
Tony Stewart is watching you scrub your undercarriage
Posted by Patrick Imig, December 11, 2007
You were at Walgreen's the other night picking up some soap (don't drop it Michael, they're coming from behind).  You were halted in your quest for a good deal when what to your wondering eyes should appear, but... Tony Stewart on the front of Old Spice Body Wash. 

And he's knee level on the tub liner staring up into your junk!  Good Show, Good Show!

If the situation dictates it, I'm comfortable enough showering in front of other dudes.  It's not something I prefer or enjoy, but hey, a man's got to clean his nether regions when he's got to clean his nethers.  But there is something quite peculiar and disgusting about cleansing thyself while this man watches me.

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tonystewartoldspice.JPGWhat is he doing in my shower?  Why is he so intent on watching me?  Is Tony Stewart really the best spokesman for cleanliness?

I'm not sure who Old Spice is trying to sell this to, but I can pretty much guarantee that the vast majority of NASCAR fans aren't into that whole dudes watching other dudes shower thing.

And the ladies?  I'd guess a slim portion of female NASCAR fans would enjoy having Tony Stewart as a part of their bathing experience, but that isn't enough to sell "limited edition" Tony Stewart Old Spice Body Wash, is it?

I guess what I'm trying to say is, Tony, get the hell out of my shower.

Pervert.
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YESMAN, December 13, 2007 05:12 AM
OH YEAH

GREAT JOB ON THIS ONE FOR SURE

LOVE IT

LOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEE ITTTT


YEAH
Greg Zippadelli, December 12, 2007 05:12 AM
I don't get it, whats wrong with taking a shower with Tony?
Smokes stuff makes great lube!
Richard Petty, December 12, 2007 04:12 AM
Having your face on a body wash bottle is the mark of a PANSY!! I only agreed to have my name on manly things like motor oil, car parts, and humongous knives like the JackHawk 9000 (thank you Ricky Bobby).......
Anyone from Dune, December 12, 2007 03:12 AM
Where can I get my hands on this "Spice" you think of. He who controls the Spice, controls the universe! The sleeper has awakened!
Patrick , December 12, 2007 02:12 AM
I have not a clue -- but I'd like to have what he's having.
HUH?, December 12, 2007 02:12 AM
What the hell is dumb_bunny talking about?
dumb_bunny, December 11, 2007 06:12 PM
"Old" as in original comment and where I think your going with it. As if a choice in life. "Old" spice is exactly that - what my grandfather used believing the scent was something nice - for granny. And it lingers on and on, for years. "Old" - undercarraige, but it's all the same - same ole outdoor plumbing. "Spice" - watching if your into that sort of thing. "Spice" - Tony Stewart and could care less which way he swings it because that guy makes me think - Hubba Hubba and theres a package that I say is really nice.

For the men in the house - in case your momma never told you, best to keep your hands off it - at least try too. It's not your little buddy and if the truth be known, it's got a shelf life.

"tonys hands are precious in that picture aren't they" - xox
Jeff Gordan, December 11, 2007 10:12 AM
I bought 9,000 bottles of that body wash
Badsin, December 11, 2007 09:12 AM
I think Vick should strike up an endorsement deal with Old Spice to go after the prison market. It could also be a limited edition, being limited to 23 months. The slogan could be "The strongest thing to hit the showers since Tyson" or "Just like Michael's scroching case of Herpes the scent you can't get rid of"
Brian H., December 11, 2007 09:12 AM
I think it was very sly of Tony to wear the sunglasses in the bottle picture. You can't be sure he's checking out your package but you totally know he is. Still, Smoke has plausible deniability.

By the way, do you use all the Old Spice products? That's allot of endurance!
TF, December 11, 2007 08:12 AM
Imagine the shower scene from American History X, but then the camera slowly pans away from the action to a shot of that bottle of Old Spice with Stewart's face staring at the nastiness. Funny stuff.
Iron Head, December 11, 2007 08:12 AM
Damn I was going to bust out the Craig Heyward joke, but I was beat to the punch.
Don West, December 11, 2007 08:12 AM
GET ON THE PHONES AND DIAL NOW.

IF YOU DON'T SCRUB YOUR UNDERCARRIAGE, YOU WILL NEVER LIVE IT DOWN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
TF, December 11, 2007 08:12 AM
Heh, heh...undercarriage.
Old Spice and NASCAR, December 11, 2007 08:12 AM
But Patrick, its a "Limited Edition"! You can't afford not to buy it!
Jerome Bettis, December 11, 2007 07:12 AM
I use a Loofah.
RIP Craig Heyward, December 11, 2007 07:12 AM
Body Wash is for pansies.

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