When Joe Nolan wakes up in full uniform on the locker room floor, after another long night of whiskey drinking and skirt chasing, the one thing that gets him back on his feet - besides a Marlboro unfiltered and a Sausage McMuffin that is - is a brand new batch of JoeSportsfan's Worthless Cards. It's been a while since we've added some new additions so we've loaded up two full pages for all to enjoy.
Now go check them out before Nolan takes off his wig and starts kicking ass.
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Kilo, December 13, 2007 03:12 AM
I'm sure its been said a million times, but the hatless card pose is priceless. When do you ever see ball players without a hat, ever? Only on the card. Its time to shine boys.
JB, December 12, 2007 10:12 AM
We've dabbled in NFL and NHL cards a little with a "Worthless Card Awards" column a few months ago. Football cards aren't as funny because there isn't as much variety and 80% of the players are wearing helmets in the pictures.
There's just something special about baseball cards.
There's just something special about baseball cards.
Bernie Brewer, December 12, 2007 09:12 AM
And people wonder why the Brewers always had trouble finding African American players who actually were willing to play in Milwaukee!
Hey, how 'bout doing some NHL and/or NFL cards? Or some old ABA cards (preferably the "oversized" cards that were popular in the late 1970s??
Hey, how 'bout doing some NHL and/or NFL cards? Or some old ABA cards (preferably the "oversized" cards that were popular in the late 1970s??
Samuel L. Jackson, December 12, 2007 09:12 AM
It's about time, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Joe Nolan, December 12, 2007 08:12 AM
Call me Rastaman
Ryan, December 12, 2007 08:12 AM
Thank God. Made my day.
Bryan Clutterbuck
In 1987, the Major League commissioner deemed it illegal for Bryan Clutterbuck to play centerfield, as the intense reflection radiating off of his albino skin was creating a distraction to the opposing hitters.
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GREAT WAY TO BRING IT BACK BROTHER
YES
A DEFINATE YES