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Whether its the explicit nature of a carefully-groomed mullet...or the subtle, ironic attributes of a bum scalping tickets on a segway, our group of fan hunters appreciate every tiny aspect of the beast that is the American superfan.

Sometimes, there's a delicate mix of obvious and not-so obvious characteristics that provide an amazing mix of hilarious athletic allegiance.

Note the picture below.

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At first glance, you see a meathead - a meathead wrapped up in the Michael Vick fiasco, probably unaware what a "felony" really is.  He heard the word a few times when he was 8 years old and Mommy woke up with a black eye and tails of falling down the stairs. ..but nothing since then, and the phrase "guilty in a court of law" is way too complex for meatheads - especially ones with chin strap beards and cocked hats for that extra touch of cool.  On most occasions, a meathead with these specific characteristics would garner two thumbs up from this fan hunting staff.  It doesn't take much to please our most-experience fan hunters.  However, a rookie fan hunter might stop here.  Not us.

Delve deeper.

Notice the mid-word change in letter colors.

Notice the atrocious writing.  Maybe he stole the sign from a 4th grader - or made it himself.  Personally, I like to think he scribed the sign himself - because the remaining details are too perfect.

Notice the proof of purchase sticker on the poster.  Either this hooligan was too stupid to realize that there was a clean white slate of poster board on the flip-side, or he had another sign inked on Side A...but thought of this genius idea on the way to the stadium, and absolutely HAD to make another sign.

Sometimes it's the long mullets, bushy mustaches, and gaudy tattos...but sometimes it's the little things that impress our fan hunters.
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Zach, March 2, 2010 10:03 PM
This "Meathead" was a high school football player making a joke. He is currently pursuing a college diploma at a 4-year state college. This is more than likely more than you can say for yourself. Get a life man and find something productive to do with your time.
dustin cook, February 22, 2010 09:02 PM
hahaha you guys have no life...your really getting on here to make fun of a kid just joking around? instead of insulting somebody you dont know you should look in the mirror..you probably all look like fucking retardsBRYAN THE POSTER WAS BADASS!!!!
sara jane , February 13, 2010 12:02 AM
awwww hahahahaha!!!! i love bryan! ahahahahahaha
bryan roberts, February 11, 2010 02:02 PM
hahahah this is me this picture was like two years ago
Ally , September 26, 2008 09:09 AM
What a totally dumb butt. I hope everyone realizes his on the same thing Mikey Vicks on. The most swap stuff. I wish dogs could talk and respond to this dog crap.
Leonard Little, December 20, 2007 07:12 AM
When did Leonard Little kill a kid? When did Joesportsfan.com love the excitement Vick brought to the game? You know what I heard? Brett Favre eats babies.
Elwood Blues, December 19, 2007 07:12 AM
Geez, Sebek, apparently they're letting Vick use the internet during his incarceration.

Keep up the good work, and remember that studies have shown that fans who give negative commentary are usually the most "loyal" fans, usually they sit around all day thinking of things to b!tch about because they don't have jobs. If it weren't for idiots like that Jim Rome would've been off the air a decade ago!
ron mexico, December 18, 2007 03:12 PM
notice the jackoffs that talk shit about vick but loved the excitement he broughtto the game....i dont see leonard little blogs up here..o..if you kill a kid we will let you get the pro-bowl but if you kill some doggs we will hunt you black ass down and kill you..
Hey Sebek, December 18, 2007 11:12 AM
Hey Sebek

You are the ugliest and most embarrassing shitface in sports writing right now. Please, go back to working at Home Depot or something you useless tit.
Sebek, December 18, 2007 09:12 AM
Perhaps if the sign were a little nicer, I could *think* about writing it off as satire.
Jeff, December 18, 2007 09:12 AM
I could be wrong here, but does anyone else think this is a satiric expression of *dislike* for Vick? You know, like "Vick's my dog," and I'd like to treat him the same way he treated his dogs?
rpb, December 18, 2007 09:12 AM
I wonder if the meathead would have spelt 'tales' instead of 'tails'.
Patrick, December 18, 2007 08:12 AM
After studying the sign a bit more, I hope that he handed the sign over to someone else to finish it. Otherwise, he stopped after the V-I-C. Those three letters are his version of bubble letters. After the C, he stopped and said "aw screw it, this is too hard." If he handed it off to someone else, fine; he's stupid. But if he stopped and then restarted with an easier style, he's a bigger meathead than previously thought.

Notice that he tried to simulate the bubbles with the remaining simply by writing them out with a fat black marker and then colored around them.
Patrick, December 18, 2007 08:12 AM
Does anyone know a good forensic document examiner?
The Sports Hernia, December 18, 2007 08:12 AM
"Notice the proof of purchase sticker" - awesome.
Phil, December 18, 2007 08:12 AM
The more I study this, it almost looks like someone else may have taken over about the time he produced the "C"
Notice the correct use of the apostrophe in Vicks name and the modern looking font used for the "D"
Maybe the ADD kicked in and he went outside to light firecrackers and shove them up the cats ass.
Warrick Dunn, December 18, 2007 08:12 AM
"I can see this guy drawing the sign, holding the marker in his fist like a drumstick."

Don't forget the furrowed brow of concentration along with tongue held firmly between the teeth and hangin out the right side of his mouth.
Sebek, December 18, 2007 06:12 AM
I suppose, but getting caught, pants down, in a Burger King bathroom with a 16 year old isn't a felony.
Kilo, December 18, 2007 06:12 AM
I'm willing to bet that guy is a little more acquainted with the term felon than you're giving him credit for.
Ryan , December 18, 2007 05:12 AM
"He heard the word a few times when he was 8 years old and Mommy woke up with a black eye and tails of falling down the stairs."

Brilliant.
Mike, December 18, 2007 05:12 AM
After spending uhhh so much time and attention to detail on the words, he gives us the pattented "Meathead-Mail In-Job" on the "#7." This reminds him of being at work.

Was that part drawn in those colored pencils from elementary school?
Patrick, December 18, 2007 05:12 AM
The C cracks me up because the way he designed it resembles a banana peel. I say he spent more time on the C than any other letter.
Sebek, December 18, 2007 05:12 AM
I also love the dotted "i". I can see this guy drawing the sign, holding the marker in his fist like a drumstick.
Phil, December 18, 2007 04:12 AM
Notice the attention to detail on the i. black inside the red to give it that two-dimensional look. Either that or the meth kicked in around that time.
Any bets on the house this guy lives in probably has wheels and a broken down Chevy Nova in the front yard (lot)
Mike, December 18, 2007 04:12 AM
Whats with the black line going down the center of the "C" in Vick? Was that to signify that the color pattern was about to change starting with the next letter, or did Meathead decide that the original "C" he drew was to small for his liking so he had to extend it?
NICE, December 18, 2007 04:12 AM
Although it doesn't come through in the picture you can be sure he has a "tribal: tattoo somewhere and he is probably on his 15th beer of the day.

Also, he is probably saying something like "wooohooooooooooooooooooooo".
Meathead, December 18, 2007 03:12 AM
This is insulting. You don't understand what it takes to keep this up. I'm gonna go do some jager-bombs and find some skanks after I get my swell on at the gym.
McGruff, December 18, 2007 02:12 AM
I'll take a BITE out of Vick.
TF, December 18, 2007 02:12 AM
I wonder what signs we might have seen had the Falcons traveled to Cleveland this year.

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