Make no mistake about it, Fred Toliver is afraid of most everything. But the one thing that lifts his spirits is his insatiable appetite for worthless baseball cards. Thankfully, he dropped off a fresh batch at JSF HQ late Thursday night, with the lone stipulation that his card avoid the infamy of worthlessness. Needless to say, we didn't listen to Freddy - but we did take his efforts to heart and posted away. 
Cruz became enraged at the mere suggestion that he used Magic Marker to enhance the fullness of his goatee.