JoeSportsFan

Were you one of the millions of NASCAR fans sitting on your couch watching the Daytona 500 on Sunday wishing that you had someone special to share it with? 

NASCARFan.jpgWe can probably all agree that it’s so much more satisfying to call Jeff Gordon a pansy when you have someone to snuggle up with while you’re doing it.  Well, finally, someone has filled the void and created a site strictly dedicated to helping racing fans find their soulmates – it’s called meetmeattheraces.com and, as much as conventional wisdom would tell you otherwise, it is not a joke. 

“Singles who thrill to the sounds of big engines and the sight of racing cars can log on to www.meetmeattheraces.com, the first dating website dedicated to racing and romance – just in time for the February start of the NASCAR racing season.

Racing enthusiasts who want to meet like-minded singles may be surprised to learn that throughout the nation, on weekend days and nights, stadiums are packed with eligible fans – many of them single – cheering on their favorite auto racing heroes.



Meetmeattheraces.com offers singles many ways to identify and make contact with each other. The site’s low $30.00 charter year membership fee entitles members to search the year’s race schedule for others who live near any of the 30 major auto race tracks in the United States, Canada and Mexico.”

It’s quite the bargain.  For just $30 you may be able to put an end to your loneliness without sacrificing your passion for the races.  For $40 you can do all that and buy a pint of Old Crow whiskey to sneak in for you and your date. 

There’s even a message board to play host to sexually charged banter like this…

NASCAR Single #1 - “Can someone tell me about romantic quiet places for a couple to get acquainted at the tracks?”

NASCAR Single #2 - “Not quiet and romantic but great for picking up. I like to get on line at autograph sessions. You gotta pick your spot carefully but then you get to talk to whoever you’re next to.”

Maybe if things go well with that filly you meet in the Tony Stewart autograph line, you’ll be trading paint at the end of the night, if you catch my drift.  And before you know it, you might have a lover who will finally shave your favorite racer’s number in your back without bitching. 

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Ah, what would a post about NASCAR fans be without the hairy back pic. 
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P., February 19, 2008 09:02 AM
Unreal. Nice man boobs up top, too.
ChiTown Steve, February 19, 2008 01:02 AM
God I love auto racing. Nuthin but class.
Rednecks, February 19, 2008 01:02 AM
Beaches are for sissies. I like long stumbles around loud oval-shaped tracks. Waking up in my own sick. Used motor ohl. Whiskey. Drinkin a whole 30 rack of Pabst in a sweat stained wife beater, and then using the cans to make meth when I'm done. I like my sister. Hitting women. And dogs. And children. I like lawn ornaments, especially stripped down mid-80s Camaros and I-ROCS. Could you be that special woman that I disappoint every night of the rest of your life?
Kevin S., February 18, 2008 11:02 AM
I love the guy in the first picture - standing on his cooler - shirtless, and stacking cups on the fence.
Jason, February 18, 2008 10:02 AM
It may be John Kruk from 1993.
JB, February 18, 2008 09:02 AM
I guess it could be a man wearing a manzier/bro.
kegler804, February 18, 2008 09:02 AM
DAMN!! That picture's just..........Damn! I just threw up a little bit.
sebek, February 18, 2008 09:02 AM
man or woman next to 3?

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