The day that Duke loses in the NCAA Tournament is fast becoming a national holiday. Nothing else in the sports world can bring together fans like the Blue Devils going down. And since no one probably minds to extend the holiday to a week, the Top 7 this week looks at the most annoying players of the Coach K era.
7. Thomas Hill
Only because the only time he is ever shown on TV, his hands are on top of his head and he’s crying.
6. Danny Ferry
This guy used to be the poster boy for hated Duke players until the next guy(s) came along. Especially annoying was Ferry's lack of basketball tights underneath his nut-huggers.
5. Christian Laettner
His accomplishments clearly make him one of the best college basketball players of all-time: 4 Final Fours, legendary buzzer beaters, and possibly the single-best game ever played in the NCAA Tournament (10 for 10 from the floor, 10 for 10 from the line in the Kentucky game). Perhaps if he weren’t a Dukie he wouldn’t have been as annoying. He did annoy many by taking Shaq’s spot on the 1992 Dream Team, a decision that made a lot more sense then than it does looking back on it now.
4. Chris Collins
I’m not saying that the next four guys on the list are the exact same person, but it’s close. They are all Ecksteinian creations, except David Eckstein is actually a pretty likable player…and he is not from Duke. Chris Collins always had a disgruntled look on his face. Cheer up, Chris; you've got Coach K to lean on!
3. Greg Paulus
In the new tradition of incorporating soccer and basketball, Paulus has one of the most ridiculous flops in the history of hoops that you can find on You Tube.
2. Steve Wojciechowski
Wojo sounds like the name of a child’s blanket, which reminds one of the horrendous Fergie line “I’m gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket,” - which makes him even worse. His hugs of Coach K on the sidelines were Full House-level bad too. As is that photo.
1. J.J. Redick
When the next ungodly hated Duke player comes along, let us not forget how hard it will be to top the hatred that was had for Redick. Too often, we are quick to label someone else as the greatest at what they do without considering how difficult it is to top the previous king. This must be the case here, although JJ probably could have cut it down by about 45% had he just called himself “Jon” Redick. Instead, he consistently had chants thrown at him containing f-bombs.
And gave the air shocker on occasion.
Sweet.
The Top 7 is written by Jason Major. He thinks Steve Wojciechowski was way cooler than JJ Redick. Email him at jason@joesportsfan.com
sry ur just jealous ur too much of a dumbass to get into dukeso now u hate them
Mike, June 29, 2008 06:06 AM
I love how people hate Duke. Wait... my bad. They don't hate Duke. They hate good basketball players (WHITES ONLY) from Duke. That's it.
Duke hater, March 31, 2008 04:03 PM
What? No Bobby Hurley and his butt-crack hair dew? How about stick-boy Mike Dunleavy? I hated those guys!
Jay Williams, March 31, 2008 09:03 AM
No one ever feels sorry about my injury do they? They all just think I'm the guy that killed the limo driver with the Globetrotters.
JB, March 29, 2008 07:03 AM
Christian Laettner should be a notch or two higher if for no other reason than the fact that every time we see highlights of him, we are subjected to his hair cut. Awesome weight line, Christian.
Jay Bilas, March 28, 2008 06:03 PM
Damn it.
Jay Bilas, March 28, 2008 06:03 PM
Not being mentioned on this list or in the subsequent comments ranks as the greatest achievement of my basketball career.
Bill, March 28, 2008 10:03 AM
Christian Laettner isn't the most annoying Duke player ever, he's the most annoying college basketball player ever. However, Chris Collins comes a close second.
NoDookieGuyHere, March 28, 2008 06:03 AM
Bobby Hurley is #1 dookie-whiner of alltime...sad about his accident or I'm sure you would have included him here...
The Zoner, March 28, 2008 05:03 AM
Totally nailed it!
Billy Packer, March 28, 2008 05:03 AM
Coach K motivated me to succeed in the art of t-bagging. I am armed for life.
Ed Geth, March 28, 2008 04:03 AM
I played for 22 seasons and still didn't graduate. Beat that Langdon.
Trajan Langdon, March 28, 2008 04:03 AM
How can't I be #1? The NCAA allowed me to play for 14 years.
MEDIASPACE, March 28, 2008 04:03 AM
I bet while they are hanging around on your chin, you are being called William and being instructed on how to succeed in life "beyond basketball".
Billy Packer's chin, March 28, 2008 04:03 AM
You're right, I'm not a fan of Duke at all. In fact, I have no idea why Coach K's nutz are hanging around with me right now.
MEDIASPACE, March 28, 2008 04:03 AM
Geez, I was getting ready to comment about Billy Packer but decided not to bc I didn't think I had read it on this site. I refreshed the page and saw the newest comment. Packer is NOT a Duke fan at all. Not even close. Dukie V, yes. Packer, no. He may give them a few compliments on the air here and there but how can you not? They are one of the more successful programs.
Shane, March 28, 2008 04:03 AM
Yes, but the verbal fellatio that Billy Packer performed on me during every telecast (whether we were playing or not), has to earn me some points in this Top 7, doesn't it?
Cole, March 28, 2008 03:03 AM
Shane - I think you're automatically eliminated from this list because you went to Duke and have had a somewhat successful NBA carrer.
Vitale, March 28, 2008 03:03 AM
Couldn't you put me on the list too? I'm pretty much an annoying Blue Devil, right down to my "Dukie" V nickname.
Shane Battier, March 28, 2008 03:03 AM
Or me? I practically invented the modern-day Duke flop.
Cherokee Parks, March 28, 2008 03:03 AM
Where the hell am I on this list?
Badsin, March 28, 2008 03:03 AM
I bet Tyler Hansborough would be on this list if he played for Duke
ChiTown Steve, March 28, 2008 02:03 AM
You forgot to mention the impeccable floor slapping abilities that each of these tremendous athletes displayed.
Danny Ferry, March 28, 2008 02:03 AM
Did anybody see the great job I did in Cleveland bringing in a terrible Ben Wallace and an overrated Delonte West? Does anyone else want to punch me in the face for my SkyBox rookie card where I'm in a sweater and khakis and appear to be discussing world policy?
90% of NCAA refs, March 28, 2008 02:03 AM
that was a charge!!!
Chubbs, March 28, 2008 01:03 AM
Yeah... check out the flops against clemson... pretty disgusting