Fan of the Week :: Overdressed Baseball Fan

Posted by Matt Sebek, July 1, 2008

At our Annual JSF Fan Hunters Conference last week, senior members came equipped with some beefy criticism and suggestions.

"Too many tattoos."

"Too many shirtless rednecks. Mix it up a little."

"St. Louis should be burned to the ground. You people suck at life."

All suggestions were taken to heart, so we're going to expand our horizons this week. While we usually look for people sporting *less* clothes...we found one unique individual in St. Louis sporting, well, *more* clothes.

Was he the limo driver for the night? Did he just get done conducting an orchestra?

Frankly, we were baffled.

However, when we saw him successfully transform a pigeon into a portly stack of nachos - we realized we were in the presence of a true magician. We stayed our distance. We didn't want to piss him off and have him turn Pujols back into a human (cyber St. Louis high-fives all around).

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Rocky Mtn Highball, July 1, 2008 08:07 AM

Despite the fact that their family had pretty good season tickets, Tom still was not completely sold on the prospect of his daughter getting married on the concourse at Busch Stadium....that is, until he found out his future son-in-law's family was paying for the all-you-can-eat nacho bar!

Mark D, July 1, 2008 05:07 AM

I must tip my hat to this gentleman. I mean, for crissakes, I exchange my polo shirt and jeans for shorts and a t-shirt before leaving work for the ball park! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!

Kyle, July 1, 2008 05:07 AM

This guy might be a magician by night...but by day he's the best librarian St. Louis County ever saw.

Mercer, July 1, 2008 04:07 AM

Tom wore his best linens for his blind date with Sara, but unfortunately Sara stood him up. This wasn't the first time this had happened to poor Tom. Later, he decided to treat himself to some ballpark cuisine and thought about returning his rental that very night.

Mike, July 1, 2008 04:07 AM

I guarantee this guy smells bad.

Patrick, July 1, 2008 02:07 AM

Had no idea PJ Carliesimo was a Cards fan.

Jason, July 1, 2008 02:07 AM

The guy also looks like he's covered in sweat. Geez, I wonder why. Maybe it's because he's wearing a freaking suit in 90 degree heat.

ChiTown Steve, July 1, 2008 12:07 AM

The beard needs more work

Mullets R' us, June 30, 2008 07:06 PM

When I saw the picture above I was hoping these guys were involved in a symphony accompanied with a slide show dedicated to the best of the best sporting event goers that JSF can find.Make it happen plz!