Memo to the people: This is our country
This is our car fire.

This is our dog pooping.

This is our Lawrence Taylor with a mustache.
This is our crab rangoon.

This is our coffee break that will destroy us all.
This is our Psycho.
This is our deceased television host.
This is our hom... er... cowboy.

This is our Schlereth and Salisbury

This is our boat crash which killed 3 people.

From the east coast

To the West Coast

This is our Country.

In order to maintain an adequate supply for the rest of the team, Yankees management was forced to limit Hipolito Pena to a max of three packages of Bubble Yum per game.