Memo to the people: This is our country
This is our car fire.

This is our dog pooping.

This is our Lawrence Taylor with a mustache.
This is our crab rangoon.

This is our coffee break that will destroy us all.
This is our Psycho.
This is our deceased television host.
This is our hom... er... cowboy.

This is our Schlereth and Salisbury

This is our boat crash which killed 3 people.

From the east coast

To the West Coast

This is our Country.

Jerry Turner went to every trichologist within 100 miles of San Diego and none of them could seem to pinpoint why the left side of his fro could never sustain the volume as the right side.