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Matt Sebek
Fan of the Week - The Shirtless Patriot
Posted by Matt Sebek, July 3, 2007

Some fans express their love affair by doning their favorite player's jersey. Some keep an astute eye on the game by keeping score. Some fans bring headphones to listen to the broadcast while watching the game, so as to acquire all possible game statistics and facts.

Some fans ink a permanent, 18 inch sketch of landmarks into their skin.

You "diehard" fans will have to settle for second-best...because there's only one #1 fan in this St. Louis. Pujols jersey? Red shirt? Any shirt? Please. Not for this Cardinal fan. Your body should define you, your soul, and your allegiance to your ballpark.

American flag. Busch Stadium. Dog. Shirtless. Truly the recipe for a renaissance man here in 21st century.

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Rednecks with huge back tattoos of their country's flag - Happy Birthday America.

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Jason L. Wilson, January 20, 2010 10:01 PM
I'm not going to get on you about what or if you did it ? I though it would be good for me to do this,doing my part for the human race?How you doing bud? mom send me some pictures of Scott without his shirt on pleasemy E-Mail is yoda369@yahoo.com
Scott Peterson, July 3, 2007 09:07 AM
If his theme was actually D-Bag, then he'd have a tattoo of Bill Simmons on his back.
mr fish, July 3, 2007 08:07 AM
I'm thinking that the theme to this guys back tatoos has got to be D-Bag!
BG, July 3, 2007 08:07 AM
Doesn't that dog look a little ticked to be stuck on that red-necks back?
Bill Simmons, July 3, 2007 05:07 AM
Shame on you guys for tricking me with your home page headline. When I saw it I got all wet thinking you finally came to your senses and posted a shirtless picture of Tom Brady or Bill Belichick. Thanks for ruining my day!
Patrick, July 3, 2007 04:07 AM
Is Mr. Miyagi or Mr. Fuji an usher?
concerned fan, July 3, 2007 04:07 AM
Sebek-
No mullet, and thankfully this Mickelson clone kept his shirt on.
Sebek, July 3, 2007 03:07 AM
concerned fan,

Did this man have a visible tattoo, and/or mullet? If so, you've got yourself a trifecta there, my friend.
concerned fan, July 3, 2007 03:07 AM
I was at the game last night and saw some hoosier with a spectacular set of man breasts going to town on a turkey leg. I couldn't help but think of the FOTW.
TVBrain, July 3, 2007 02:07 AM
It's Torii, not Torri. (re: the crawl.
BG, July 3, 2007 02:07 AM
Any guess what is on the arm...LaRussa, maybe?
Sebek, July 3, 2007 02:07 AM
I'm sad about ditching "hoosier" from the title as well. Unfortunately, with most of the JSF readers coming from out of state, no one knows what "hoosier" means.

Hoosier? You mean he's from Indiana?? I thought you said they were Cardinal fans. What's going on??
DFA, July 3, 2007 02:07 AM
Yeah, I know the FOTW has been running, just sans "Cardinal Hoosier" title. For some reason those two words always make me giggle.
JB, July 3, 2007 02:07 AM
And he totally digs dogs too.

DFA, the Cardinals Hoosier FOTW has been running weekly on these pages. I'd guess about 90% of the FOTW have come courtesy of the Cardinal fan base.
alex, July 3, 2007 02:07 AM
I still miss my dog!
Ernest, July 3, 2007 02:07 AM
Not only does he have the tat of the flag on his back, he's apparently wearing American flag pants, too. Makes me proud to be an American
Ernest, July 3, 2007 02:07 AM
Not only does he have the tat of the flag on his back, he's apparently wearing American flag pants, too. Makes me proud to be an American
DFA, July 3, 2007 01:07 AM
Ahhh yes, this guy... makes me miss the days of the Cardinal Hoosier FOTW around here.
Fat Hairy Shirtless Guy, July 2, 2007 10:07 PM
What a pansy. I do it in -3 degree weather.
Fat Hairy Shirtless Guy, July 2, 2007 08:07 PM
What a pansy. I do it in -3 degree weather.

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