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Hello again everybody, Harray Caray back at the ballpark, with Steve Stone and Thom Brenneman...

Something about that line warms you up on a February morning, doesn't it?   Today, February 18th, marks the 10 year anniversary of Harry Caray's passing.  It's hard to believe it's been that long.  Even so, Harry's legacy still hovers over the Cubs, WGN and all of baseball for that matter. 

Today we are excited to try out something a little different by offering up some fantastic Harry Caray quotes for your listening pleasure.  This column originally ran in the summer of 2007, but we figured it was time once again to bring it to the forefront - it has been 10 years since Harry left us, after all.  

From a game between the Phillies and Cubs on September 21st, 1997, Harry signed off for the final time.  Do yourself a favor and take the time to listen to his narration of the contest with the quotes below.  In typical Harry Caray fashion, it will be entertaining: you’ll laugh, you’ll get sentimental, and you’ll have a good time.

And hey welcome back to the ballpark!

johnsonlanceIt Might Be, It Could Be, IT IS!
For Harry’s final telecast, the Cubs launched 4 home runs off the Phillies, 3 of which came via Curt Schilling deliveries.  Lance Johnson kicked things off with 4th homer as a Cub, even though Harry announced it as the first.  Sure; but there are a lot of ways you can interpret "first":

"There’s a drive, way back!"

Now here’s Dave Hansen:

The last home run ever announced by Harry was hit by utility man ____ ____. 

Now you know (and knowing is half the battle).

Startling Revelations
If nothing else, the Harry Caray experience was enhanced by the fact that most baseball games were incidental to his presence in the booth.  Any time Harry started off a statement with “Ya know” or “Hey!”, it was likely that what ensued had nothing to do with the play on the field. 

carayharry4Harry, enlighten us to the importance of striking out 10 plus batters in a game:
“Ya know, when you strike out ten… think of it this way…

What’s so funny about the name of pitcher Ryan Karp?
“Ya know, you would expect that his name should be Karp Ryan…

Of course, just because some Caray statements failed to start with “Ya know” didn't mean they lacked any comedic weight.

“Tony Gwynn… his average is point three six nine nine (.3699).  Second, is Larry Walker at point three six nine six (.3696).  What are those, hundreds of thousandths to the forth…

”There's an Arne Harris Hat Shot of the Year…

A comment about Cubs and White Sox fans sitting together is a perfect time for Harry to laugh before and after his statement.

Fun with Tom Arnold
Before he hopped on the Best Damn trainwreck, Tom Arnold starred (loose use of the term) in “The Tom Show” on WGN.  It debuted in the fall of ’97, so Tommy stopped by the booth to promote the show and talk baseball.  However, Harry Caray was conducting the interview, so naturally, he brought up Arnold’s divorce from Roseanne:

“If you don’t mind me saying so…”

I added this next clip mainly because the time it takes for Harry to talk about The Tom Show and the night which it airs is quite distant.  It made me chuckle.

Fun with Cubs Personalities
carayharry2In what was also Ryne Sandberg’s last game at Wrigley Field, the WGN crew spotted a fan in the stands with a sign that read "Ryno for Mayor"

Shortstop Manny Alexander, whom Harry often called “Danny” (as in this example), missed a flyball in the sun.  Hilarity spews from the mouths of Harry and cynical partner Steve Stone.
 
A few words for his partner of 15 years, Steve Stone:
”I just wanted to tell ya...”

On Booze and Ice Cream
Some media members attribute athlete achievements to steroids or banned substances.  Harry Caray attributed Hack Wilson’s record setting RBI season to alcohol sleep deprivation.

If you give Harry Caray a dish of ice cream during a baseball game, odds are, he’s going to discuss all the details of the experience.  Who needs the play by play of Mark Grace’s at bat, anyway?  And did the Wrigley crew slip some alcohol into the ice cream.  Harry seemed to think so.

Harry’s Parting Shots
In the 4th inning, talking about baseball:
“Everybody wants to win.  But the fans know one team is going to win and one team’s going to lose even before they get to the ballpark..."

"Steve, STOP taking this game so seriously!"

"Take Me Out to the Ballgame"

"It’s a heartwarming spectacle"

 


Welcome Back to the Ballpark was written by Pat Imig.  He's wearing oversized glasses and drinking Budweiser right now.  Email him at patrick@joesportsfan.com

Updated: Harry tributes from around the Web...

Harry Caray gone 10 years?  Holy Cow! [Chicago Sports]

Dutchie Caray on Harry [Daily Herald]

Details on Comcast Sports' all-day special [Daily Herald]

The Wit and Wisdom of Harry Caray [Home Run Derby]
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Bob Kalasz, June 19, 2008 03:06 AM
I remember at Harrys funeral at the church, WGN broadcast live the comments and funny stories of Harry's buddies and cronies. I never laughed so hard in my life. I wonder if WGN would have a CD of that special day, I would like to buy it for my Cub buddies in Florida. He was quite a character. I still miss him. Bob@10:30-June 19th, 2008.
Laura, April 18, 2008 11:04 AM
Going way back to when Harry worked for the Sox, I was a regular underneath the press box at old Comisky. Harry did a live spot for Kentucky Fried Chicken every home game. During the spot, he would lean forward slightly out of the box toward the centerfield camera and we would yell our heads off, "Hey, Harry, how 'bout some chicken down here." Harry would start laughing during the spot, we would laugh, and invariably, the next half-inning, down would come his net on a rope, filled with chicken right into my lap. They called me the chicken girl because my seat was exactly where Harry would lower the chicken. Years later, I saw Harry and Dutchie at Eli's, The Place for Steak, and I stopped and asked him if he remembered the chicken commercials. He said, "My God, Dutchie, it's the chicken girl. She's got the loudest voice I've ever heard in my life." God Bless you, Harry
Mark, February 20, 2008 05:02 AM
Holy Cow! Has it been ten years. I can remember going downtown Chicago after my senior prom. We met Harry by accident in the bar of the Drake Hotel and boy was he lit! After a few minutes of spirited talk about the Cubbies (this was back in '78 - dating myself), he called us a fine group of young people and went back to his buddies in the bar. He was one of sports announcing's true personalities. We miss ya, Harry!
DC, February 19, 2008 06:02 AM
Comedian and Harry Caray imitator John Caponera said the best thing about Harry was when he would opine, starting with "Here's a guy..." and ending with "...I just can't figure it out":"Here's a guy, Davey Con-cep-cion, from Puer-to Ri-co, or some island where the sun shines 365 days a year, AND HE LOSES ONE IN THE SUN! I just can't figure it out..."Caponera actually did it for Harry on Roy Firestone's show, and Harry said, "You're right! I can't figure it out!"
Ryan, February 18, 2008 03:02 PM
Is there anywhere you can find audio or video of Harry simply announcing a walk-off home run against the cubs as : "oh crap!"
Carlcalc, February 18, 2008 07:02 AM
He became an entertainer and a self-parody, but the man knew his baseball. Oh, and whenever Manny Mota came up, he would observe that "Mota" was "atom" spelled backwards.
Art, February 18, 2008 04:02 AM
I want to hear Harry take on Congress.
TJ, February 18, 2008 03:02 AM
hilarious. harry was great.
Jack Hill, July 27, 2007 08:07 AM
My all-time favorite Harry Caray "Ya know" was one that got him in trouble -- in fact, it's the first public comment I can recall that aroused the PC police. Luis Alvarado was the more-or-less regular shortstop for the White Sox in the early 70s, and one Sunday in Arlington, Texas, he muffed an easy pop fly in short center field. "Ya know, most Puerto Ricans would have caught that ball!" Harry intoned, meaning they're used to the sun down there. The media aftershocks were deafening.
E Buzz, July 24, 2007 02:07 AM
Andre Dawson
Nich, July 23, 2007 03:07 PM
The only thing I find sad is that these are the only audio clips I can find on the net of harry. Please people upload what gems you have. No will ferrel please
Nich, July 23, 2007 03:07 PM
The only thing I find sad is that these are the only audio clips I can find on the net of harry. Please people upload what gems you have. No will ferrel please
TVBriscoe, July 23, 2007 01:07 PM
I remember a little league outing to old Comiskey maybe 1970. Hot Saturday afternoon..Old red and white uni's..50 ten-year olds from suburban Woodstock Illinois..center field bleachers right behind Harry and Jimmy Piersall...a wooden plank served as a bar top and mic stand..by the 3rd inning Harry must of had 15 Falstaff bottles lined up..I don't quite know how he made it through the game..I was in a sugar haze from all the cotton candy and ice cream..but I swear Harry was just one of us kids out there..yah a little more sauced and smelled like cheap after shave..but just one of the kids..boy was it fun...Miss that guy...BB
Gary Thorne, July 23, 2007 10:07 AM
Great website, guys. Love the tribute to one of the true greats in our profession. Just wanted to let you know that Doug Mirabelli recently told me that Curt Schilling didn't really give up the 3 homers in Harry's last game. It was actually a guy who looked just like Curt pitching that day. Curt believes it is beneath his massive talent to pitch against scrubs like the Cubbies, so he gave another guy $25 to take his place that day.
Bill Simmons, July 23, 2007 08:07 AM
A couple of things...
First, why go out of your way to mention that Schilling gave up 3 homers? Is it some kind of anti-Red Sox bias? I know you guys are under the assumption that St. Louis is a better baseball town than Boston, but this is ridiculous. Stop with the cheap shots already.
Second, in writing about a baseball announcer, you can't find the space to mention my feud with Jerry Remy? You've got to be kidding. I'm the biggest thing in sports right now, and you can't tie Harry Caray to the situation between a chain smoking former big leaguer and the most entertaining writer in America? Let's face it, you guys suck.
I'd have more for you morons, but I have to be somewhere. J-Bug just got a bunion removed, and I told him I would give him a foot massage. Then, I have to be at my swordfight with the Sullys by 2:00, so I don't have time to tell you guys how dumb you really are.
tom, July 23, 2007 06:07 AM
had the pleasure of hanging out with former pirates 1b kevin young a few months ago and i was telling him how i rememebred harry really liking him and always talking him up and he laughed and said in 91 he had his first game up and it was in wrigley and the pirates were killing the cubs so he pinch hit for his first big league at bat, hit a double to score a run and was all excited to watch the replay on tv. He laughed and said that caray said, "even the rinky dinks are gettin hits tonight" gotta love harray
tom, July 23, 2007 06:07 AM
i always thought there was a guy on the team named "ino" cause harry would say "this guy ino" any guesses on who he was actually talking about? ......jose vizcaino :-)
Patrick, July 23, 2007 06:07 AM
As a lifelong Cardinals fan, I think everybody can learn from Harry. Listening to his spiels about the game and "fun" is dead on and sometimes we, as fans, forget that when our team is struggling. Better to have a struggling team then no team at all.

Even better when your broadcaster makes the games consistently entertaining.
As a Die Hard Cubby Fan, July 23, 2007 06:07 AM
I'd like to protest to the fans at wrigley. I've seemed to notice that ever since Harry Carey passed away, the boos from the fans have gotten much more out of hand. I'm not one to turn the back on any of my home teams players (even corey patterson) And I think it can be directly attributed to much less ridiculous happiness due to his passing. Either that or I'm just remembering things differently in my old age.
Ricky Henderson, July 23, 2007 05:07 AM
NO WAY!!! The only person that can come in second to Ricky is Ricky. That exciting guy can have fourth because I'm so far ahead.
Lazy jerk, July 23, 2007 05:07 AM
I was semi conscious on my couch Saturday watching Mets- Dodgers on Fox. I swear I heard Tim McCarver say that Jose Reyes will go down as the second greatest leadoff man in the history of baseball(Behind Rickey Henderson)
Manny Alexander, July 23, 2007 03:07 AM
I should have changed my name to Danny just to make things easier on old Harry.
Steve Phillips, July 23, 2007 03:07 AM
I don't know why you guys just don't get it.
Dave, July 23, 2007 03:07 AM
Another item in the Media Circus - Peter King mentioned Brett Favre's name for no reason in a comment about Matt Schaub
Patrick, July 23, 2007 02:07 AM
Phillips also continued his "the Giants must sit Barry Bonds" spiel. What a jackass.
Marlins Fan, July 23, 2007 12:07 AM
Please tell me that you saw Baseball Tonight last night. Steve Phillips used the word 'exciting' four times while describing Jose Reyes. His quote has to be in the Circus on Wednesday.

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