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Matt Sebek
Fan of the Week - Staying Cool, but Classy, in the Summer Heat
Posted by Matt Sebek, August 6, 2007

In addition to the athletic events that surround the months of July and August, the late summer months bring about a variety of annual occurrences - 100 degree heat, county fairs, and summer concert series. Sometimes, the stars align above Anytown, USA and these miscellaneous events mesh together to form a beautiful cornucopia of sport and summer gladness.

Screw it. I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. I tried being poetic about it...but sometimes there's just no worthy rhythmical portrayal of a wonderfully crafted summer mullet.

As you sit back in your bleacher seat, sun beating down while you sip on a warm Bud draft, wondering what you did to deserve a grown man named Kip - remember... you too can stay cool, but also look classy, in the blazing summer heat.

 

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splink, April 29, 2008 04:04 AM
LOVE IT...I go to about 20 Detroit Red Wings games and 10 Tigers games per year. My goal at each game, spot as many mullets as possible. For some reason, people in the midwest LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the mullet.
Franz Fitzhume, August 7, 2007 01:08 PM
Not photoshopped! I see this man in my office building 2-3 times per week. I still have not mustard the nerve to pet it.

Posted By Kyle :: August 7, 2007 @ 12:32:27 PM
Photoshopped.
Kilo, August 7, 2007 08:08 AM
That 'let is the perfect example of the Missourri Compromise. People from the Ozarks rule!!!
Kyle, August 7, 2007 08:08 AM
Photoshopped.
The Truth, August 7, 2007 07:08 AM
What do you mean what if he was wearing? I garuntee you if we could see his pants they would be Navy blue and red striped zebra pants. He prolly has one of those sweet suede jackets with fringe on the arms. You know like the ones steven segal wears when he is trying to be eskimo.
Patrick, August 7, 2007 05:08 AM
What if senor mullay was wearing Zubaz? Does that make him instantly cool or more homeless-esque?
lostinthevines, August 7, 2007 05:08 AM
The beads are from his Lobsterita from Red Lobster, where he took his wife for their anniversary. In an IROC, complete w/ the footprint gas pedal, chain steering wheel and naked-lady mudflaps
Phil, August 7, 2007 05:08 AM
I'll bet his car has a personaized plate that reads MYIROC.
BG, August 7, 2007 03:08 AM
Check out the glasses...that's at least 4 inches of poof on top!
alex, August 7, 2007 02:08 AM
Nice beads, dork.
Sebek, August 7, 2007 02:08 AM
Hell of an observation, home slice. Believe me when I tell that this subject will come up at our next corporate fan hunter conference.
Home Slice, August 7, 2007 01:08 AM
That is a fine mullet, but judging from the jean jacket and the sweatshirt in the picture I'd wager it wasn't taken during the dog days of summer. Just sayin'.
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