Cubs committed to mascot with no pants

The Cubs now have an official mascot named “Clark”.  Clark is a “bear-cub mascot”, and Clark does not wear pants.  Possibly ever.  This seems like a really odd way to promote a more family friendly environment at Wrigley, but that’s not my call.


As a bonus, Clark’s team page clearly displays the team’s 2014 slogan – “Committed”.  Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.



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  1. TC of the Twins doesn’t ‘wear pantss. I never really noticed it or cared before. And I still don’t.

  2. Believe me, Cubs fans don’t like this any better than anybody else. As if we needed another reason to be an embarrassment.

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