Carlos Zambrano
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"WAAAHHHHH WAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Male
25 Years Old
Puerto Cabello, Venezuela
Raised in San Antonio de los Altos, Miranda State |
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| General |
Welcome to Big Z's world, punk. |
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| Music |
Insane Clown Posse, AC/DC, Ratt, and Poison |
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| Movies |
"Fight Club", "End of Days", "Armageddon" |
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| Television |
Adams Family, ESPN Deportes |
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| Books |
"The Book of Revelation" and complete Harry Potter series. There are times when I have warcraft supernatural powers. |
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| Status: | I'm currently THE starting ace for the Chicago Cubs...but who knows for how much longer. Jim Hendry is a prick, Lou Piniella is a retard and Mark Prior's sideburns really piss me off. |
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| Orientation: | They call me "The Bronco". Think about it ladies. |
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| Hometown: | I live in your head. |
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| Body type: | The Big Z is one ball of manliness. |
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| Ethnicity: | 50% Dominican, 50% crazy |
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| Religion: | Whatever. this crap is stupid. |
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| Zodiac Sign: | Prior's little sister asked me that one time and I smacked her. |
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| Smoke / Drink: | one tequila, two tequila, three taquila...floor...is where you'll end up when I punch you in the teeth. Big Z gets little crazy when he drinks the jungle juice. |
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| Children: | Kids are stupid. |
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| Income: | I just signed a new shitty extension, but my clause to "inherit all of Prior and Wood's salaries when they go on the DL again" was denied. I'm not too happy about it. |
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High SChool:
Home-school: Venezuela
Colege:
Home-school: Venezuela
Currently:
Schoolis in session for Prior and Wood. Bunch of pussies.
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About me:
Carlos Zambrano is the world's most dangerous pitcher. What Big Z wants, Big Z gets. If Big Z wants more cash, El Bronco will get paid. Big Z has struggle percolating inside. Burning; y Carlos thrives on it y feeds it. On the 7th day, when el sol strikes down upon thee, Carlos Zambrano will join La Familia Loco y the seven bowls of the wrath of God a la Hill of Meddigo and strike posterity.
It is then that the Number of the Beast will be inherited by Carlos Zambrano. Big Z's win percentage will be .666. After 2006 AD, Carlos Zambrano had .602 percentage.
On a few more wins.
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La Familia Loca...
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Carlos Zambrano has 8 friend(s).
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Ozzie Guillen
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April 11, 2007
Hey amigo, when are you boys in town again?
Let's get together and microwave some baby kittens again the next time you're in the Chi-Town. That shit was the bomb.
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Prior22
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April 6, 2007
You are a complete ass.
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Tony Romo
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April 3, 2007
Hey CZ, what's shaking? Rough start for opening day, but don't sweat it -- I still want to be your friend!
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Mola Ram
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March 31, 2007
By the way, I need Lou Piniella's heart.
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Mola Ram
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March 30, 2007
Swallow the blood of the Kali Ma. With two strikes, throw the Sankara Stones, Big Z, and we will be one step closer.
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Ultimate Warrior
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March 14, 2007
DIG YOUR CLAWS INTO MY ORGANS! STRETCH INTO MY TENDONS! BURY YOUR ANCHORS INTO MY BONES, FOR THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL!
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Jim Hendry
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March 13, 2007
I would appreciate it if you would stop calling the house between the hours of 10:00 pm and 8:00 AM. We will discuss this later.
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Big Z
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March 12, 2007
It is la hora pero much dinero. Tell that pinata Hendry to open up his wallet.
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Coach K
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March 9, 2007
Remember Carlos: passion is defined as extreme emotion.
Harness it. Savor it. Nurture it.
Love it.
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Ultimate Warrior
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March 5, 2007
I LOOK ABOVE TO THE GODS AND WHEN YOU FOLLOW THE LAW OF THE SKELETONS OF THE WARRIOR'S PAST, THE POWER OF THE WARRIORS WILL BECOME THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD.
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