Roger Goodell
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"You mess with the bull...you'll get the horns."
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58 Years Old
Jamestown, New York
United States of America |
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| General |
You mess with the bull, you'll get the horns. (Breakfast Club - great effing movie!!!) |
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| Music |
Mozart, Beethoven, Robert Palmer |
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| Movies |
Terminator, Falling Down, Breakfast Club |
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| Television |
History Channel, Hunter, the A-Team, The Dog Whisperer (you must assert yourself as the 'pack leader' or else you'll be eaten alive). |
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| Books |
The Book of Virtues, The Constitution of the United States of America, the NFL Players Handbook |
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| Status: | Unimpressed with your bull shit |
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| Orientation: | Commissioner |
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| Hometown: | Jamestown, New York |
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| Body type: | Stern |
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| Ethnicity: | White Anglo Saxon |
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| Religion: | None. Those bastards tried throwing a Super Bowl party at their place of worship and I struck them down. |
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| Zodiac Sign: | Taurus. If you thought otherwise, you're a moron. |
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| Smoke / Drink: | On the Rocks. The stiffer the better - just like policy. |
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| Children: | Roughly 1800, 1700 of whom have yet to be disciplined. |
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| Income: | Figure it out, dickhead. |
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Colege:
Washington & Jefferson College
Washington, Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1981
Major: Economics and pure discipline.
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- Roger Goodell is in your extended network -
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!! Be Sure to Check Out My Pics !!
About me:
Hey kids, I'm Roger Goodell, the commissioner of the National Football League. Simply stated, I'm the unquestioned leader of the most popular sport in the world -- the unequivocal baby sitter of a league of Neanderthals and imbeciles. I wake up each day, stare at the mirror and strap on a fanny pack of ice cold discipline.
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People I Have My Eye On...
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Paul Tagliabue
I work 16 hour days because of your "discipline" installments. Nice work pansy.
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Brady Quinn
Dude, dressing up like a homo isn't good for the league.
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Kurt Warner
Please stop sending Bibles to my house with the notes "Jesus forgives, so should Roger" on them. A little creepy.
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Marvin Lewis
You're doing a hell of a job in Cincinnati, my friend. If one more of your Bengals goes down this summer, you're taking the fall with him. Some leader you are.
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Roger Goodell has 10 friend(s).
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hENrY #15
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May 29, 2007
oh $hit, $cratch that.
i wuz ju$t clowNin, dawg.
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hENrY #15
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May 29, 2007
Yo, dawg, you got any green?
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Tank Johnson
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May 29, 2007
Commish, I'm daring you to discipline me. Right now, in my basement I have a Russian RPG with the name "Goodell" stenciled on the side just waiting for your visit.
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Kurt Warner
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May 26, 2007
"You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth'..." (Matthew 5:38)
This is a powerful statement, my brother. But we should be conscience that revenge is often a meal that is best served cold. Jesus would not condone 'making it rain on these hoes' just because The Pacman did. His day of judgment will come.
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Michael Richards
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May 25, 2007
Nice work on taking down Pacman and Chris Henry.
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Tony Romo
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May 25, 2007
Hey Mr. Goodell. Have you seen that I'm dating an American Idol? That's huge publicity for the league. LOL! Even though I'm scared of you, I'd stil like to be your friend.
Roger that!!! (LOL)
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Mort
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May 24, 2007
My sources tell me you're returning as commissioner for the 2007 season. Thoughts?
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Gene Washington
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May 23, 2007
Was it really necessary to throw my box of doughnuts off the 30th floor balcony? What, was it because I was 3 minutes early or was my hand shake not firm enough?
Jesus.
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Colonel Jessep
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May 21, 2007
These God-forsaken 'homies' and 'playas' can't handle the truth. Keep up the good word, soldier.
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Ron Mexico
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May 16, 2007
What dawg fightin'?
Marcus is a good kid. He really is. Mike is too, know what i'm sayin'?. Mike Vick will always have support because Mike Vick had nuthin 2 do with the dawg fightin'.
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PacMan
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April 30, 2007
Forecast calls for a lot of rain, Beotch. Don't think this is ovah.
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Brett Favre
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April 25, 2007
I'm coming back!!!
Let's schedule Brett Favre Day some time in December. Maybe put me on Sunday Night Football again... and I'll throw some of those fake tears out again.
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