Rudy, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Roger Rabbit, Necessary Roughness
Television
Paula's Home Cooking, Friday Night Lights, Brady Quinn's highlight reel, Tom and Jerry, Dennis the Menace
Books
The Education of a Coach (for you Coach Belichick!), The Final Season (for you Coach Parcells!), Lazy Sunday: Calvin and Hobbs, Fudge, SuperFudge, pretty much anything with Fudge in the title.
Charlie Weis's Details
Status:
Hungry
Orientation:
Offensive
Hometown:
South Bend
Body type:
Square
Ethnicity:
I like Chinese food, but Italian and Mexican is good too.
Religion:
Parcells
Zodiac Sign:
Popcorn...I mean Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:
Twinkies, regular, deep fried or in shake form.
Children:
Two; disowned at an early age because they began to prefer bananas and graham crackers over the daily McDonald's run. Stupid Sesame Street.
Income:
$30 Million (LOL! I know; I can't believe it either!!!)
Charlie Weis's Schools
University of Notre Dame University of South Carolina Hostess Culinary Institute of America
Hi everyone! My name is Charles Weis. I'm the head football coach at the University of Notre Dame... "Three cheers for old Notre Dame..." Before landing job as head football coach, I worked under Bill Parcells as a defensive and special teams assistant for the Giants. I was on the field when Scott Norwood missed wide right. Remember it like it was yesterday -- the postgame buffet was mind blowing.
From there I bounced over to New England during the Parcells era and helped get the team to the Super Bowl. That post-game buffet wasn't as delicious - it's always more tasty when you win! But I enjoyed my time there, working with Ben Coates and Curtis Martin. Then I went with Bill to the New York Jets. I really enjoyed my time with Keyshawn Johnson and Wayne Chrebet. Wayne's wife makes the best pot roast you'll ever taste! Then, it was on to New England. The rest, as they say, is powdered sugar…sprinkled on top of fresh funnel cakes.
Three rings later, I found myself back in college, only this time, I had the power to convert the Gatorade jug into a vat of sausage gravy! (LOL, I wish).
Coach, just wanted to say thanks for everything. Even better than you hiring me as your QB coach is that fact that there is finally a person who had more false hype than I did. Big load off my shoulders.
Hey Mr. Weis, Coach Parcells used to talk about you all the time. He says you're a genius. Give me a call and maybe we can talk about quarterbacking sometime. Or maybe just add me as your friend. Cool?
Did Bill call you about all the old video tapes yet? He made me burn all of my old sideline tapes so that Goodell didn't get them. Sucks because I think my copy of Dirty Dancing got thrown in by mistake. Love that movie.
Charlie, you freaking traitor. You told me that I made your favorite fast food burger and then you put a picture of a Thickburger up as your wallpaper? Everybody knows Hardees is for hacks. I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed.
