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Tyson Gay
"You can't catch what you can't see."

Male
Straight (seriously, stop asking)
26 years old
Lexington, Kentucky
United States
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    Contacting Tyson Gay

    My MediaSpace URL
   
http://www.joesportsfan.com/mediaspace/index.php?id=18

    Tyson Gay's Interests

General Won gold medals at the 100 meters, 200 meters and 4 x 100 m at the 2007 World Championships in Athletics in Osaka, Japan. Booh-ya.
Music The National Anthem; A single gunshot is the sweetest music to my ears.
Movies "Speed." I love that Sandra Bullock. Mmmm. Except I'm kind of like the bus in the movie - never go below 55 MPH.
Television Love me some Road Runner cartoons in the morning. Road Runner always wins.
Books Record books, not interested in anything else. Except an occasional Dean Koontz piece. Dude is scary.

    Tyson Gay's Details

Status: Three steps in front of you.
Orientation: Um, the opposite of Carl Lewis.
Hometown: Lexington, KY
Body type: Titanium; roid-free, of course
Ethnicity: Really fast.
Religion: Whichever one heals my injured leg quickest.
Zodiac Sign: Gold
Smoke / Drink: The only smoke comes from my shoes.
Children: Daughter Trinity. And my right foot and left foot.
Income: How much do Olympic Golds go for on eBay these day? HAHA. Kidding.

   Tyson Gay's Schools

High School
Lafayette Senior High School in Lexington, Kentucky

College
Barton Community College
University of Arkansas, 2004




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Tyson Gay's Blurbs

About me:
Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me. Unless of course there's a stupid tailwind. God damn Mother Nature.

For those of you hoping I wear gold shoes like Michael Johnson in the '92 games, I have a simple answer: NO. Also, how come you didn't ridicule Michael Johnson for having a funny name. You know, "Johnson".

My Enemies...

 Gay.com   Wil E. Coyote   Piss Cup 



My Enemies...

 Carl Lewis   Tailwind   Usain Bolt 




My Friends

Tyson Gay has 5 friend(s).
 Randall Gay 

 Rudy Gay 

 Road Runner 

 Walter Dix 

 Chien Ming Wang 


Tyson Gay's Friend Comments
Butkus




July 25, 2008

Do what I do kid - whenever someone makes fun of your name, kick the ever living shit out of them. If they keep mocking you, bite off one of their fingers, dip it in ranch dressing and eat it in front of their friends. Works like a charm. Well, off to the My Two Dad reunion.

Evander Holyfield




July 20, 2008

Who the hell are you? I typed "Mike Tyson is gay" into Google, and it took me here.

Dick Pound




July 13, 2008

From one Olympic man to another, go get 'em. For the record, I love my name. The only way I would love it any more is if it was plural.

Rev. Jerry




July 10, 2008

You're a filthy sinner living in SIN.

Johnny Dickshot




July 7, 2008

I'm just glad I'm dead.

Coach K




July 4, 2008

We're getting close to the big 3 week event, Tyson. Remember: passion, endurance, patriotism. P-E-P.

And don't let the hecklers get you down. It's like I always told Christian: those who cast the gay stones are interested in seeing you nude in the locker room. That's what I believe anyway.


Misty Hyman




July 2, 2008

Nothing is quite like hearing a sexually suggestive name called to the medal ceremony when you realize it's your sexually suggestive name they're calling. Good luck.

Jeff Garcia




July 1, 2008

Thanks for taking some heat off me, bro.

Tony Romo




June 30, 2008

Hey, sometimes people call me Tony "Homo" because it sounds like Romo. That sort of makes us like brothers!! Well, not brothers but certainly enough for us to be friends!!! LOL Don't be a stranger.

Pete LaCock




June 18, 2008

How about a French porn star? I believe my name translates to "Peter The Cock". Sweet. High school French class was a blast.

The Dick Pole




June 17, 2008

Come see me when both your first and last name combine to make you sound like a low budget porn star. Sorry, no sympathy from Dick Pole.

Dick Trickle




June 17, 2008

Likewise with the name "Dick".

Harry Colon




June 16, 2008

Just be thankful that you don't have the first name "Harry". It makes every last name worse. Give em hell in Beijing.

Lucious Pusey




June 8, 2008

Just change your name, playa. I was Lucious Pusey. Now I'm Lucious Seymour. F all them haters.

Paul Coffey




June 5, 2008

I'm sure it's much more severe for you, but I know.

I know.


Miroslav Satan




June 2, 2008

For what it's worth, I'd rather have a last name that makes people think that I like dudes than a last name that makes people think I'm the devil. Suck it up.

Mike Piazza




June 1, 2008

Just so you know, I'm not gay.

Randall Gay




May 29, 2008

At least neither of you are named "Randall" with a last name like ours. Only reason I'm playing football is because it stopped me from getting my ass kicked when I was a kid.

Rudy Gay




May 27, 2008

I got your back, brother. Literally, I got the same back. Sucks, but what can you do?

Kaka




May 12, 2008

Join the club, man. My nickname means "shit" in Italian. Good thing I don't play for AC Milan or anything.

A.C. Slater




May 11, 2008

Could be worse: you could be remembered for Buddy Bands, ballet moves and stupid pet tricks.

Rusty Kuntz




May 5, 2008

From one unfortunately named gentlemen to another, good luck in the Olympics.

De'Cody Fagg




May 3, 2008

Aw man, it ain't no thang. Just add another letter to your last name and no one will even notice. Nothing wrong with a last name like "Gayy".

Tugnutt




April 24, 2008

Just know that you've always got a seat reserved should ever choose to come to one of our "shitty names" club meetings. Open invite

Chien Ming Wang




April 22, 2008

Me still hava no idea why Americans make fun of name.

Dick Vermeil




April 17, 2008

They always used to make fun and say, "I love Dick". I want you to know, Tyson, that I love you and I'm here for you.

Marion Butts




April 14, 2008

Don't let them get you down, Tyson. I'm still bitter that no one ever bought my jerseys.

Urban Shocker




March 27, 2008

I just thank god that I was around before people decided that a certain bedroom move should be named after me. In my day, it was just "one in the pink, two in the stink"

David Seaman




March 1, 2008

My strategy was to simply grow out a huge ponytail for two reasons - 1.) it's just so ugly it's distracting from my name and 2.) when it fans out, you can't see the name on my jersey. You should try it, you'd look sharp with a ponytail.

Pooh Richardson




February 27, 2008

Just know that no matter how many grade school jokes those freaking Jamaicans throw at you, you still got them in China. - Pooh

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