The Golden Mullet
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"Business in the front, party in the back, baby."
Male
51 Years Old
Kelvington, Saskatchewan
Canada, baby. |
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| General |
Oh, Canada.... |
| Music |
Poison, Skid Row, cinderella, Twisted Sister, and Van Halen |
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"Slapshot" is like a religion for me. Go Chiefs !!! Happy Gilmore kicks ass, and I've watched "Miracle" a total 541 times so far - I hate the U.S., but hate Russia even more. |
| Television |
TSN - Canada's Sports Leader. It's even better than ESPN. ESPN likes to waste its time with pussy sports like baseball, football, and basketball. TSN is all hockey, all the time. |
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It's all about The Hockey News for me. |
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| Status: | Male |
| Orientation: | Eh? |
| Hometown: | Queensbury, New York |
| Body type: | I keep in decent shape. Have you seen this hair, though? |
| Ethnicity: | It's not about the blood in your body, it's about the sweater on your back. Mna, Gretz loves that line. |
| Religion: | Lord Stanley |
| Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn |
| Smoke / Drink: | Molson Ice and Labatt Blue |
| Children: | My 1992 team, which included stars like Wayne Gretzky, Jari Kurri, Luc Robitaille, Rob Blake, Marty McSorley and Paul Coffey, went to the Stanley Cup finals, but lost to the Montreal Canadiens. I like to think of that group of guys as my family. My wife would disagree. |
| Income: | I make enough to pay the bills. |
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Backyard Ice Pond
Trained by my father
Kelvington, Saskatchewan
Graduated: 1972
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About me:
Greetings Canada (and the rest of the world), my name is Barry Melrose. To sum it up, I've been a hockey player, a coach, and a commentator for ESPN. During my tenure with the Los Angeles Kings, Wayne Gretzky once called me "the greatest coach (he) ever played for".
Above all else, I give hope to any man who's ever said, "I can't be on TV, I love my mullet too much to give in to 'the man'"...and that's gotta be worth something.
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Who I'd like to meet:
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People I'd Like To Stab With My Right Skate
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The Golden Mullet has 5 friend(s).
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Melrose Barber
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February 16, 2007
Missed your appointment again, Barry.
You can't avoid me forever.
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Joey Gladstone
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February 15, 2007
I don't get it man. I had a mullet AND I liked hockey. You don't want to meet me?? Man, it was always about Uncle Jesse.
Cut...it...out.
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Shooter McGavin
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February 13, 2007
Bring it baby...just bring it.
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
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Krukster
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February 9, 2007
That's it, you stupid Canuck.
I'm bringing back the '93 mullet,and regaining the title of the "Best Hair in Bristol".
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Uncle Jesse
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February 4, 2007
Keep fightin' the good fight, Barry. If you believe, you too, can achieve.
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Tony Romo
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January 28, 2007
Whaddup B-Mel? Just wondering if you wanted to be my friend.
Love the show you do, by the way. You and Bill Walton do a great job with the NBA stuff.
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The Great One 99
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January 25, 2007
Hey, I need your take on a couple of games. What do you think for the Wild at New Jersey?
Tocchy says to go with the Devils, but Minnesota is given 2 goals. Thoughts?
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Kurt Russell
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January 11, 2007
"AGAIN!!!"
"AGAIN!!!"
"AGAIN!!!"
"WHO DO YOU PLAY FOR???"
just kidding, man. it's cool if you're Canadian.
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